Usually i just listen to music.
If i can feel that it's a big dumb, i step on teh bathroom scale befor eand after, mu current record is 1.1 KG (2.4 Lbs) it was a fucking brown mountain.
Seein how some poeple think, that everything they do, whetehr it's just "is watching tv" is worth putting on facebook, i'm tempted to start bringing my laptop and post on FB every time i take a dump. I could even add extra posts for weight before and After.
"Teisjm weighs 77.6 kg" added 5 minnutes ago.
"Teisjm is taking a dump" added 4 minnutes ago.
"teisjm weighs 76,5 kg" added 1 minnute ago.
On a second thought, i don't think people would take it as a hint, but prolly just think i'm disgusting.