Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[silver wolf009]

With some armoring mind. Truly, the last great carvery charge would have nothing on this.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

May the Great One cleanse the path before me. We have wormsign the likes god has never seen
Failing that, on my own two feet.

 

[Zantos]

A bear, a giant fucking bear. And I'd be carrying a greataxe in one hand and a holy bolter in the other. And I'd be shirtless, with a massive beard.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

The Spice must Flow!

I'm assuming that means Shai-Hulud?

Of course. How else am I going to get a crysknife and a free ride? Though they're a little tiny bit hard to control... minor problem.

 

[wintercoat]

Other: and by other I mean bears.

Bear Cavalry: yeah, you're pretty much f***ed.

Spoiler: CHARGE!!!!!

You and me both my friend, you and me both.

 

[Arrogancy]

Only plebians ride into battle, the truly powerful teleport to the side of the enemy and begin decimating the ranks with their unlimited arcane power.

Note: In this context 'truly powerful' refers to myself only.

 

[yaydod]

Well i think i would bring his almygthy majesty
http://www.naturalbornplayers.be/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/14080_1_other_wallpapers_cthulhu_monster.jpg

If I am able to keep my sanity i mean

 

[Don Savik]

Lonestar's space Winnebago.

Not too big, not too small, don't need to feed it, and I can live in it.

does anything compare?

 

[Bloodstain]

Ride? I am flying. With a giant moth.

 

[dobahci]

Unicorn!

Fast, beautiful, intelligent, and the horn has healing powers. What more could you want?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The Shai Hulud, but only on Arrakis. Unless I'm mistaken there's that whole crippling vulnerability to water thing. I don't want my plans ruined by a gentle spring shower.

Other option

11 guns, 0% practicality, 100% awesome. I don't do subtle

 

[SmilingWorlock]

Meh, who goes into battle these days?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

 

[Versuvius]

Battlehaggis. Armoured. Alternatively

Spoiler

LEWTID GRIBBLY READY FER STOMPIN

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd probably carpool or something, idk.

I call shotgun!

OP: I can't decide between a unicorn and a dragon. Probably a dragon though because, you know, it's a fucking dragon.

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

That doesn't seem to be a good idea, considering that it would, you know, burn places.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

That doesn't seem to be a good idea, considering that it would, you know, burn places.

It doesn't burn you if you ride it because, you know, Pokemon logic.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I want an adult version of this

 

[Colour Scientist]

I want an adult version of this

Have at you!

Spoiler: Prepare to Die

I bet yours is pedal powered too.