Poll: What do you want to happen to your body after you die?

[Larkin99]

I don't think this thread has been done before-apologies if it has. Anyway...

We're all going to die. This is a fact. Everyone knows this. And there are countless threads on "How would you like to die" or "What do you think happens after you die", but no-one ever asks, when the life has left your body, what do you want to happen to that body? Do you want a traditional way (burial, cremation) or a more unusual way?

 

[Omikron009]

Fired into space on top of a nuclear warhead.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I want to be cremated, and then have my ashes put into a fireworks display. It's a carefree way to scatter them, and I'll go out with a 'bang'.

So, I guess a mix between fired into space and cremation.

 

[Jark212]

Cremated and thrown illegally into the ocean, after my organs are taken out and transplanted because I'm a donor...

Can't go wrong there...

 

[grimsprice]

Take my ash and compress it into a synthetic diamond.

Then lazer etch my genetic code into the surface of the stone.

Give it to someone who doesn't think its creepy.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Buried, can't become a Zombeh without an intact body.

 

[Schlem Asfg]

What I want:
My remains is causing a chain reaction, at the end cause the planet to explode.
What will probably happen:
Cremation

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My final ultimatum: "Just throw my body in a plastic bag and dump it down the sewers."

 

[PoliceBox63]

I don't know tbh, It's like I don't really care but you know I'd want to decide what's to be done...

 

[Julianking93]

I'd like to go the way of Hunter S Thompson;

Fired out of a cannon atop a skyscraper and into the fucking sun.

 

[LongAndShort]

I wanna be stuffed and put in a museum so all may see my glorious carcass for generations to come!

 

[JacobyPAX]

Have my organs harvested so my evil mitochondria can take control of their new host.

 

[AceDefective]

i want my body super glued to a missile like i am riding it and shot at my enemies who will all be in one big building

 

[InnerRebellion]

Load up a wooden boat with explosives to the point that a spark would set off an enormous explosion, then bolt my corpse to it. Set it out adrift and fire a flare at it.

If it has to be legal...give it to science.

 

[Marter]

I want the entirety of my body, except for my heart turned into Lego. Then, I want a casing built around my heart built out of the Lego blocks I've been turned into. Then I want it sent as a package to an elementary school.

Or, you know, buried. That works too.

 

[technoted]

Viking chieftan burial, in the sense it's actually a cremation on a viking boat, otherwise just buried.

 

[That One Six]

I wish for my remains to be taxidermied into a silly, yet creepy standing position, and then placed at the front of a dead-end alley with a very sharp entrance turn.

Drunkee McGee'd get the fright of his booze-soaked life, and my spirit would laugh.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Organs donated, body buried. 'nuff said.

Although being fired into space would be awesome.