Poll: What do you want to happen to your body after you die?

[bennytheodd]

Other.

I want to be transported to the Westboro Baptist Church with 40 lbs. of dynamite strapped to my body (the coffin is closed, mind you). Then I want my good friend to start playing an epic song over the radio, full blast. Then BOOM!

Basically like V for Vendetta.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I'd fire it into the center of the galaxy.

 

[Blue_vision]

Take my ash and compress it into a synthetic diamond.

Then lazer etch my genetic code into the surface of the stone.

Give it to someone who doesn't think its creepy.

This.

Naw, I'd want to donate all my organs, and then have what's left cremated.

 

[saintchristopher]

I'll take cremation, since I believe cemeteries are an archaic and unnecessary aspect of modern civilization.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I want to be turned into a zombie! Okay, fine, I don't give two damns what happens to me when I die.

 

[Hollock]

I don't care, because I can't

 

[Con Carne]

I want my body to be essentially cremated and pressed into a gem stone. Yes they can do it...if you don't believe me, look it up.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Who gives a shit, I'll be dead [http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/07/01/dead-zone/]

Seriously though, my only request is that I be cremated.

 

[Zeromaeus]

After all of my organs have been harvested, I want my empty husk of a body catapulted/trebucheted into an active volcano while fireworks go off.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I would prefer my body be thrown off of a helicopter with fireworks stuffed into my clothes, over a volcano, and just prior to hitting the lava, having all of the fireworks detonated so that it looks like the volcano is spraying... colors...

 

[Outright Villainy]

I won't care, because I'll be dead. I'd donate my organs for medicine/science to get some use out of it.

 

[slowpoke999]

I want my brain preserved, but my body, yeah do whatever you want with it.

 

[Cody211282]

Fire my body into the sun, that sounds awesome enough.

 

[imaloony]

I want to be shot into the sun or a black hole. That'd be cool as hell.

 

[GnomeThief]

I want to be dressed in a funny costume and frozen somewhere up north so when scientists of the future find my perfectly preserved body they'll make all sorts of strange theories about me and the time I came from.

Or, realistically, I'd like to be cremated or buried.

 

[zHellas]

Fill it with cooking oil, water, and popcorn kernals. Then cremate me with everybody watching!

 

[Angus565]

I want my body to be encased in diamond, fired directly into the sun with 2 nuclear warheads so when I hit the sun and they go off, everyone will look up and see a massive explosion shaped like a middle finger in the sky and razor sharp diamond pieces will rain down on the earth for days.

 

[travisty101]

i myself am a donor but im really hoping for the whole mad scientist abduction thing...use meh guts so make a superhuman "franken-me". stronger faster and some lazer eyes would be sweet

 

[Peteron]

A viking burial.

 

[the secend child]

I want to have my corpse cremated, and then mixed with salt-peter to make gunpowder. Then they must be used in the most glorious bullets on earth, and used for JUSTICE!

Or executions.

ive contemplated that having my ashes mixed with gun powder and being used for a clip or 2 for my favorite 45. then fired into my enemys but theyd be more likley fired into a tree or somthing cause my buddies dont like jail...