Poll: What horror creature would you allow to bite/affect you?

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Acaroid

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I want to be a werewolf, I dont know why, they just seem cooler than vampires...as long as I had some control... and you only have to deal with the effects once every full moon, that is what once a month, so you could have a more or less normal life... I would be smart and make sure I move to a region of the world that has lots of wolves and forest etc... so I could go off and feed in the forests as I will without being 2 suspect... Also making sure I have good contacts in the huntng comunity, so it will b easier to avoid hunters, traps etc.
 

rottenbutter

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Definitely a vampire.

They're strong, fast, (usually) badass, and babe magnets.

Also, I wouldn't mind not being able to go out in sun light, since I barley see it anyway.
 

Gelp

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As much as I hate the vampire freaks at school, and going with the masses, it would be pretty kick ass to be a vampire. Plus bats are cool man.
I wouldn't be one of those shitty vampires that people obsess over who are all romantic and crap, I'd be too busy sucking lifeless all the people who I hate and fill me with immense RAGE. I would be feared and strike terror in the hearts of babies EVERYWHERE. AHA

Oh yes.. what a time I would have...
 

Aardvark

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I'd let a Human bite me. But the human in question would have to be female, cute and have an acceptable bill of health and hygiene.
 

Danny Ocean

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One of those twilight vampires... they're dreeeeeeeeeeeamy.

Seriously though, a well-written vampire is hot.
 

iseko

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Vampire duh! I never see the sunlight anyways. Love girl necks now already. Strong, fast...
 

cthulhu257

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I'd rather become some sort of clockwork-powered demon or golem, like Kroenen from Hellboy.
 

PirateKing

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If I got bitten by anything then it would have to be a vampire. I'd be immortal and super strong and have all those other crazy powers. By far it offers the most perks. Unless I had control over the were wolf transformation like in Hellsing. Then it would be a toss up.
 

Zeromaxx

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If we start taking some pieces of the occult into this (demons, ghosts, etc.) then we may as well take all into it. Humans, in that case, if knowledgeable enough in the subject could be much more powerful than any of the listed possibilities. Dealing with Stormcloud's post that also would include liches, being that generally they are some transgression into a powerful zombie (with most examples of zombies I'd say they were closer to humans, they actually have some semblance of understanding other than "HE HAS BODY HEAT! MUST KILL!"), and there wouldn't really be a point to taking the other, flawed, choices.
 

Washboard

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Lol! is it odd that more escapist readers want to be vampires than human?
 

Dechef

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I was gonna say vampire, until I remembered I wouldn't be able to eat garlic sauce with my kebab anymore.
 

DeathsAmbassador

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vampire! you still look pretty human, and you get all kinds of awesome powers. Plus your awesome all the time, unlike a werewolf were your only awesome once a month.
 

Jark212

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Well theres certan kind of creatures; i.e. anime Vampires/Werewolf, vs a thousand virations of those... I would need spacifics, I'm a whore like that.
 

Gelp

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Hmm, I actually think it might be awesomer to be a ghost.
Because I could possess people and make them do silly things.
Or even a demon. Cause you wouldn't necessarily have to look like a gargoyle.

Yeah, I take back what I said about vampires, I would rather spend my life being a dick making people do silly and embarrassing things.