Poll: What horror creature would you allow to bite/affect you?

[hypothetical fact]

Those options are far too weak, I'd take a mummy any day of the weak since I could, well you've all seen the movies. Note that the tomb of the dragon emporer does not count, those were terracotta soldiers damn it.

 

[steve141761]

...Demon... that would be awesome...

 

[steve141761]

Werewolf, duh. Be immune to everything except silver bullets, with the only downside that a friend has to lock you in a safe for one night a month? Who wouldn't want that?

Why would you want to get locked in a safe once a month? That would be the most fun you'd ever have that month!

Not to mention you would have a euphoric HIGH before dying from not enough oxygen

 

[Crowghast]

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with [b\]blood[/b] running through my veins, and the ability to produce [b\]sperm.[/b]

The two most important fluids in the male body. However, after becoming an immortal the former would seem a bit perfunctory.

Hey, I like blood... It's still useful.

If you like scaring people by seeming to bleed to death, then standing up and laughing. But in that respect, and by that logic, I think sperm would be more useful.
Imagine someone killing you then just standing back up and jacking a load in less than a minute, with your superhuman vampire speed, RIGHT before their eyes.

That's double the terror, triple the confusion. Dude.

I wasn't talking about my own.

Oh... then we'll all just pretend that none of what I said was actually said.

 

[rawlsku]

Oh god...

People are making up these characters "ILL BE A VAMPIRE THAT CAN WALK IN THE SUN AND DOESNt NEED BLOOD AND IS IMMORTAL AND FARTS LIGHTNING"... Try to keep some limits innit... And how a werewolf "bite" affects? Not like it would just leave you there, it'd rip you to pieces, just before eating you. And ghost bite? Please...

If I had to choose, I'd be bitten by a human that infects me with a disease that makes me immortal, allows me to fly, read minds, toggle invisibility, allow walking through walls, allow me to morph into anything the F I want, control objects/stuff/you with my mind, makes nearby people spontaneously(sp?) combust, and grants me infinite wishes if I forgot something, or happen to need anything.

Yeah, LIMIT IT DUMMY!


And seriously if I had to pick, I'd go for a left4dead zombie... mmm... brains...

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Werewolf just because they are cooler.

 

[NonMagicPoet]

Lame as it sounds, vampire. I'd be the old-school 17th century-type vampire like in Carmilla or the original Dracula. I'd have to be a ninja to avoid people noticing how I don't got outside and my man would have to be into wolves ^^

 

[Villainova]

Eh, I'll go with the Werewolf. I'd rather still have some control over myself and still be alive.

 

[Void(null)]

The Nurses from Silent Hill can put me in their mouths any day of the week.

 

[2SG God]

Anything with a nice bum and big boobs can have some of me!

 

[Cortheya]

the original iratus hybrid that infected sheoppard on stargate atlantis would be bad ass to be infected by

 

[ladystnr]

Lich
A Lich is a sorcerer that usually willingly turns itself into an undead creature. Lichs look like a skeletal like creature and usually have their old cloths on, usually torn and ripped due to the fact that they have usually been around for a long time. They do this in order to obtain great dark powers, much stronger then a normal sorcerer or necromancer, also as an undead they will have alot more time to study. Lichs have the ability to control the undead, they can also make dead things into undead similar to a necromancer. It is also said that a lich can turn living creatures into undead without having to kill them first, although it is not completely certain.