Poll: What horror creature would you allow to bite/affect you?

[Mikav]

Every Twilight fan who says vampire gets a punch in the face from yours truely.
Personally, I'd like to be a vampire, except for the whole "Blood for sustinance" thing, and now being able to get a tan without becoming a pile of ash.

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with blood running through my veins, and the ability to produce sperm.

 

[Crowghast]

Could you add radioactive spiders to that list? Because i'd enjoy doing whatever I spider can.

 

[Crowghast]

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with [b\]blood[/b] running through my veins, and the ability to produce [b\]sperm.[/b]

The two most important fluids in the male body. However, after becoming an immortal the former would seem a bit perfunctory.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Vampire!

 

[The Sorrow]

If I had to choose, it would be Vampire.
But like Cassidy from Preacher. Not a pussy.

 

[Vuzzmop]

Vampire. Oh yeah.

 

[Silver]

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with [b\]blood[/b] running through my veins, and the ability to produce [b\]sperm.[/b]

The two most important fluids in the male body. However, after becoming an immortal the former would seem a bit perfunctory.

Hey, I like blood... It's still useful.

 

[Jumplion]

Well if a stupid human is going to bite me on, I dunno, let's say my ass then why the hell would I want anything else to bite me?

But, if I was forced to choose a mythical creature, I'd choose a Werewolf.

Why? Because it takes the least maitenence. With Vampires, it's every night with the "BLAH!!" thing and with Ghosts it's 23/7 with bathroom breaks but no privacy! Just lock myself in once or twice a month, wait out my "AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" stuff, and bingo! Problem solved! Plus, all the bitches would love me.

......I don't really know if that's what I meant........

 

[Berethond]

I would be a Vampire, but hopefully either bitten by the First Vampire or a hybrid human/vampire. So I can go out in the sun.

I have interesting stories about vampires. My friend had a dream that I was a vampire and it was...
Different.
She avoided me for weeks before she got over it.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

and I like the sun, so I couldn't be a vampire.

unless your a STRONG VAMPIRE ,like me(Vincent)(or Alucard(hellsing)<(ANIME)















LUCRECIAAAAAAAAAAAA (DAMN YOU HOJO)

What does being strong matter? You still burn.

i ment immunity to the sun(sun dosent affect me(and alucard can survive it, it just pisses him off))

Meh, vampires that don't die in sunlight are something reserved for that fag-fest Twilight.

are you ensenuating <(cant spell it,i ment sugjesting) sompthing?

Yeah, get off the Twilight vampires, they're for girls who don't know shit bout vamps.

ok mabby im just a person whith super human endurance, resistance to bullets,and a craving for blood(i doubt that) i ment like BLADE(all strengts,no weaknesses) not FAGGY ASS TWILIGHT( oh god no, worse than the jhonas(i refuse to spell correctly) brothers D: )

Alright, daywalkers like Blade are OK, but only because they're half-breeds. It makes sense.

(fictory pose) YATTA!

 

[Social Pariah]

Vampiricness allows you to be dark and brooding, powerful, immortal, frisky with wenches, vengeful and generally pretty awesome, if a bit up yourself... though a pity if you have any particular attachment to the sun, though there are seemingly ways around it.

 

[Crowghast]

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with [b\]blood[/b] running through my veins, and the ability to produce [b\]sperm.[/b]

The two most important fluids in the male body. However, after becoming an immortal the former would seem a bit perfunctory.

Hey, I like blood... It's still useful.

If you like scaring people by seeming to bleed to death, then standing up and laughing. But in that respect, and by that logic, I think sperm would be more useful.
Imagine someone killing you then just standing back up and jacking a load in less than a minute, with your superhuman vampire speed, RIGHT before their eyes.

That's double the terror, triple the confusion. Dude.

 

[willer357]

I would say a mixture of vampire and werewolf, where I was always a werewolf all the time, but i lived forever and could walk into the sun.

 

[Hobo Of Hell]

Deffinately not a Werewolf thats like the furry version of a period

 

[OiXerxes]

A vampire so I could be immortal and suck almost all of a human's blood and where gloves to put a crucifix in side them and get rid of all of their bone marrow so that they can't have more blood, seal up the wound with the crucifix in them so that I can set him in a dark room and have them be in pain forever. Oh, and this would be on a mass murderer.

A vampire so I can be immortal and then have control over myself so I can live in a normal lifestyle among humans and find criminals and kill them by turning them into vampires and placing them in the sunlight or stab a wooden crucifix in their heart.

OR

A vampire to just live among the humans and have superhuman abilities, except not being a "vegetarian" vampire like in Twilight, but to kill other vampires buy sucking all of their blood and implanting them into humans to make an army of vampires to kill zombies...and rage zombies...

 

[Silver]

Simply, I'd like to be an immortal human, with [b\]blood[/b] running through my veins, and the ability to produce [b\]sperm.[/b]

The two most important fluids in the male body. However, after becoming an immortal the former would seem a bit perfunctory.

Hey, I like blood... It's still useful.

If you like scaring people by seeming to bleed to death, then standing up and laughing. But in that respect, and by that logic, I think sperm would be more useful.
Imagine someone killing you then just standing back up and jacking a load in less than a minute, with your superhuman vampire speed, RIGHT before their eyes.

That's double the terror, triple the confusion. Dude.

I wasn't talking about my own.

 

[Enigmers]

Werewolf, duh. Be immune to everything except silver bullets, with the only downside that a friend has to lock you in a safe for one night a month? Who wouldn't want that?

Why would you want to get locked in a safe once a month? That would be the most fun you'd ever have that month!