Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?

[Goldhawk777]

Balls, its not only hurts as much as you think it would, it also hurts pride.

Um...laying on an operating table with your legs spread as multiple nurses, doctors, and support staff are applying gels and substances to your vagina and checking to see if it has widened enough for the baby to come out, even though you have been taught at an early age that the bigger your vagina is, the more you have had sex and it starts to look less appealing. Let's not count the multiple hours of labor and blood loss. Hmmm. All that vs, pain that might last about 15 minutes.

 

[PrototypeC]

As a man, I'm perfectly comfortable saying BIRTH. Ignoring the fact that it's not a week of pain like the ball kick, but months of increasing discomfort culminating in pushing a basketball through your lady parts, it's still supposed to be excruciating.

I mean, it's hard to describe getting kicked in the balls, not that I haven't tried. It's like... I guess, having a rope tied around the bottom of your stomach and then YANKING on it, only a little deeper in your body. It does not feel good.

I'm willing to submit a third option, that might possibly be the most painful of all... passing multiple kidney stones!

 

[rokkolpo]

I've seen guys reacting way worse over a kick in the balls than women giving birth.

I have been kicked in the balls, it was not pretty.
But usually women are pretty much OK after the baby got out, it can be worse than a kick in the gonads.
But in general a kick in the balls shows itself to be more painful.

Also women can see it coming and have anaesthetics, men get taken by surprise and not even adrenaline can race faster to your heart than a lightning bolt through your jewellery.

 

[Belated]

Women don't understand one bit what it feels like to be kicked in the balls. It's rather disturbing how some feminists FANTASIZE about doing that to men, (I hope a feminazi tries that some day and the man she assaults turns out to have a conceal carry permit). However, all that being said, I do believe birth is more painful. Ripping and tearing up your private parts, in a way they weren't designed to handle. Not to mention some women die from it. And yes, a kick in the balls can render you infertile, but I'm fairly certain you can't die from it.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Being kicked in the balls not only hurts like crap, but it's also a serious blow to your dignity.
However, giving birth seems a lot more drawn out than a kick to the balls, although a good testicular smash could hurt throughout the day, albeit less painful than the constant pain of giving birth.
However, what would be a lot worse is having your balls sawed in half... along with the rest of your body. Leave it to Mortal Kombat to find some of the most horrific ways to destroy someone's genitals (save for Blitz 2. It hurts my groin to even think about it... If you feel like looking it up, go on ahead, but...)

 

[Yoshemo]

Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he'll let you do it again. He'll most likely say no.

Have a woman give birth and ask if she'd do it again and she'd likely say yes

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I've never seen a woman vomit during childbirth (heck, they even have the benefit of having enough drugs pumped into them to quell the pain. Of course, a time frame comes with that option), but I've seen grown men vomit from heavy blows to the balls.

 

[DannibalG36]

Eh... a woman can orgasm while giving birth.

I have yet to meet a man who could orgasm from a hard kick to the balls.

 

[Xazetuf]

The Escapist-unparalled intellectualism.

 

[Madara XIII]

Birth. Dear God Birth. I may not be a woman but I learned what the body goes through when it gives birth and that alone makes someone wish to be kicked in the balls rather than go through that painful process...

 

[conflictofinterests]

Although I've no experience in either, I'd say giving birth would be a heck of a lot more painful. Giving birth goes on for hours and hours, and part of your body is practically being ripped apart, plus theres the pregnancy prior to it. Whereas being kicked in the balls wouldn't last as long.

This guy. You can see in the bones of a woman whether or not she has given birth because the ligaments holding her pelvis together get ripped off and have to heal back on, forming scars in the bone. This scarring gets more pronounced the more children she has. Men can get similar scarring by carrying excessively heavy loads for much of their lives (It's seen alot in the skeletons of slaves), but never to the extent of a woman who has given birth.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Escapist-unparalled intellectualism.

Even intellectuals have a day off

 

[kingpocky]

Childbirth, of course.

However, look up the "bullet ant rite of passage." More painful than anything any woman or most men have ever been through.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I'll never know because I don't have a vagina. I could get one, hypothetically, but I still wouldn't be capable of giving birth. So I'm affraid can't answer your question and neither can any of us. We can only guess. Well you (referring to the fellow escapists), because I honestly don't know :/

 

[conflictofinterests]

Balls, its not only hurts as much as you think it would, it also hurts pride.

Um...laying on an operating table with your legs spread as multiple nurses, doctors, and support staff are applying gels and substances to your vagina and checking to see if it has widened enough for the baby to come out, even though you have been taught at an early age that the bigger your vagina is, the more you have had sex and it starts to look less appealing. Let's not count the multiple hours of labor and blood loss. Hmmm. All that vs, pain that might last about 15 minutes.

Pride? There is no pride at three in the morning when you beg your significant other to obtain for you the ambrosia of pickles and ice cream (or whatever crazy shit you happen to be craving). There is no pride with morning sickness, the kid kicking your bladder, people pointing cameras at your genitals for hours on end, being poked and prodded by all manner of people with or without lubricant. There is no pride in the emotional roller coaster that is pregnancy hormones.

Getting kicked in the balls might make you feel powerless afterwards for a bit, but how much power do you think a woman feels she has when the contractions come? What about that accusation you hear of so often from women in that position of their husbands? "YOU DID THIS TO ME!"

 

[ComradeJim270]

Dear lord, this "women do it again" thing is utterly asinine. I really, really hope you guys are just joking, because I want to believe all you guys saying it are intelligent enough to see why such a statement is utterly moronic.

Balls, its not only hurts as much as you think it would, it also hurts pride.

Um...laying on an operating table with your legs spread as multiple nurses, doctors, and support staff are applying gels and substances to your vagina and checking to see if it has widened enough for the baby to come out, even though you have been taught at an early age that the bigger your vagina is, the more you have had sex and it starts to look less appealing. Let's not count the multiple hours of labor and blood loss. Hmmm. All that vs, pain that might last about 15 minutes.

Agreed! This "blow to the dignity" from getting hit in the balls? Well, I'm fairly certain that having a bunch of people examining, touching and talking about the most intimate and private part of your body for several hours doesn't feel very dignified either, even if they are professionals. And as for the nut shot, when I get hit in the balls, I'm certainly not thinking of my dignity... I'm either thinking of the pain, or I'm trying to deliver an ass-kicking to the one who did it. Possibly both.

I'd also like to point out that being kicked in the genitals can also be immensely painful for females, the targeting just needs to be a bit more precise. Women have more nerve endings down there than men have in any part of their bodies, testicles included.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Dear lord, this "women do it again" thing is utterly asinine. I really, really hope you guys are just joking, because I want to believe all you guys saying it are intelligent enough to see why such a statement is utterly moronic.

Balls, its not only hurts as much as you think it would, it also hurts pride.

Um...laying on an operating table with your legs spread as multiple nurses, doctors, and support staff are applying gels and substances to your vagina and checking to see if it has widened enough for the baby to come out, even though you have been taught at an early age that the bigger your vagina is, the more you have had sex and it starts to look less appealing. Let's not count the multiple hours of labor and blood loss. Hmmm. All that vs, pain that might last about 15 minutes.

Agreed! This "blow to the dignity" from getting hit in the balls? Well, I'm fairly certain that having a bunch of people examining, touching and talking about the most intimate and private part of your body for several hours doesn't feel very dignified either, even if they are professionals. And as for the nut shot, when I get hit in the balls, I'm certainly not thinking of my dignity... I'm either thinking of the pain, or I'm trying to deliver an ass-kicking to the one who did it. Possibly both.

I'd also like to point out that being kicked in the genitals can also be immensely painful for females, the targeting just needs to be a bit more precise. Women have more nerve endings down there than men have in any part of their bodies, testicles included.

Yeah, I've accidentally hit myself there once (dark room, one too many chairs, dumb me) and I was on the floor for like, half an hour. I might have bruised the bone, but I didn't get it checked out. Felt like I did.

 

[ComradeJim270]

Oh, on the dignity topic, don't forget that it's not uncommon for women to defecate during childbirth.

Also women can see it coming and have anaesthetics, men get taken by surprise and not even adrenaline can race faster to your heart than a lightning bolt through your jewellery.

My experience says otherwise.

Eh... a woman can orgasm while giving birth.

I have yet to meet a man who could orgasm from a hard kick to the balls.

I could find some for you if I spent a few minutes with Google.

I've never seen a woman vomit during childbirth (heck, they even have the benefit of having enough drugs pumped into them to quell the pain. Of course, a time frame comes with that option), but I've seen grown men vomit from heavy blows to the balls.

Women can die in childbirth. I think that pretty much beats vomiting.