Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?

[DevilWolf47]

Getting kicked in the balls is just a brief bout with blunt trauma in your joybits. Giving birth involves having your vagina spread to insane proportions over the course of sometimes several hours, that preceded by months of harsh weight gain, hormonal imbalances causing emotional difficulties and vomiting, and then all that succeeded with some screaming gargoyle emerging from your vagina and you typically having to take care of it for two decades. How someone was able to envision a competition between the two is beyond me.

 

[JasonKaotic]

No pain can possibly be greater than being kicked in the balls, dude.

Well I've never heard of anyone dying from being kicked in the balls so...

I've never heard of having your neck broken hurting!

 

[standokan]

I guess birth though getting kicked in the balls happens waaaay more often, which kinda equals it.

 

[Vakz]

Are they really comparable? Getting kicked in the balls hurt like fuck, yes, but it's a way shorter pain than that of giving birth. Still, it's impossible to say, no single person can experience both kinds.

 

[jboking]

Technically speaking, no one will ever experience both types of pain. This means that there will never be a valid way of comparing the two.

I'd still bet on giving birth hurting more, and I've taken a soccer kick to the crotch.

 

[Jodah]

Being that nobody can experience both it is impossible to know. Most guys will say kicked in the balls and most women will say birth.

 

[Kyman102]

Well, a good punt in the balls can cause a total system shutdown...

But I don't think men can experience something equvilant to giving birth unless they can pass a kidney stone roughly the size of... Hm, let's go with an orange.

 

[outcesticide69]

Natural birth probably hurts a lot more, but with all the epidurals that they give today. Im gonna go with ball kicking XP

 

[Zenn3k]

What if you were kicked in the baby?

 

[Solid Reece]

Um i would assume Giving Birth is much more painful than getting Kicked in the balls.

Then why do women wan't more kids then.
I don't keep on asking to be kick in the balls

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well you can be drugged for giving birth and your body(if female) is designed for the task of giving birth. I know it is painful but females are made with this task in mind.

Although since testicles are supposed to be inside your body and I have heard of and seen people throw up and feel physically ill after a swift kick it is quite a strong contender.

So unless a man passes a kidney stone or a women gets a kick in the ovaries they can't really compare.

 

[ComradeJim270]

Um i would assume Giving Birth is much more painful than getting Kicked in the balls.

Then why do women wan't more kids then.
I don't keep on asking to be kick in the balls

I think this has been said at least a dozen times in this thread. It wasn't funny or clever the first time , and repetition is not going to make it suddenly funny or clever... and if you're serious... well, give it some thought, it'll come to you.

 

[Cracker3011]

Simple, really.

A woman, after giving birth, will sometimes want to do it again.

NEVER, after being kicked in the bollocks, will a guy ask for it again.

 

[ComradeJim270]

Simple, really.

A woman, after giving birth, will sometimes want to do it again.

NEVER, after being kicked in the bollocks, will a guy ask for it again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri

 

[Mr Companion]

Giving birth through your kicked balls.

 

[Mr Somewhere]

I'm certain this has already been said, but... How is this even a competition! Let me see, momentary (albeit it nausea tinged) pain. Or, hours on end of intense, infamous pain in order to give birth to a child! A child people!

 

[Cracker3011]

Simple, really.

A woman, after giving birth, will sometimes want to do it again.

NEVER, after being kicked in the bollocks, will a guy ask for it again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri

...I should have seen that coming, really.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Oh, on the dignity topic, don't forget that it's not uncommon for women to defecate during childbirth.

Also women can see it coming and have anaesthetics, men get taken by surprise and not even adrenaline can race faster to your heart than a lightning bolt through your jewellery.

My experience says otherwise.

Eh... a woman can orgasm while giving birth.

I have yet to meet a man who could orgasm from a hard kick to the balls.

I could find some for you if I spent a few minutes with Google.

I've never seen a woman vomit during childbirth (heck, they even have the benefit of having enough drugs pumped into them to quell the pain. Of course, a time frame comes with that option), but I've seen grown men vomit from heavy blows to the balls.

Women can die in childbirth. I think that pretty much beats vomiting.

Well dying doesn't really equal pain. I am not saying because of that it is a lesser pain I personally don't know but just because you can die from it doesn't mean it hurts more. Women tend to die from other reason like complications caused by it but not by the pain. You don't feel pain from a bandsaw but if it cut off your head it would still kill you.