Poll: What if the game Bayonetta was made into a movie?

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Goldhawk777

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I was writing a research paper on sexuality in video games and this jumped into my head, what if Bayonetta was made into a movie? Who would be the actors?
 

Judgement101

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Well, video game movies are nutoriously awful so probably Straight to DVD with no rating and extremely low sales.
 

Biodeamon

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Video Game movies usually go straight to DVD and if it was rated it'd be probably be something like 14a-18a. And since it wasn't a game that'd leave more room for more....stuff. Heck, it might even beat Highschool of the Dead in sexuality and gore. But i doubt it.
 

Samechiel

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Cheesecake and awesome fight scenes.

It would also make every misandrist in the continental United States spontaneously combust.
 

DustyDrB

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The sexuality is suggested, but there's tons of over the top violence. So it would be an R. But it would make a horrible movie. The game was fun as hell, though.
 

brunothepig

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Why is MA/M not on your poll?
Anyway, R or MA, obviously I voted R. But I hope to never see that day, because it would suck.
 

Fidelias

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It would be rated R.

But I hope they don't make a movie out of it. Don't get me wrong, the game was great, but if it turned into a movie you'd hear tons of people crying out about how it's sexist and that it shows men as superior, which is the complete OPPOSITE of what Bayonneta is portraying.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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I guess an R.

BBFC would give it a 15 or an 18 though.
All I know is that I wouldn't see it because I'd be worried my brain would melt.
 

brunothepig

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Gladion said:
brunothepig said:
Why is MA/M not on your poll?
Isn't M just a video game rating?

@OT: X doesn't exist any more.
I don't know about elsewhere, but here in Australia there's G, PG, M, MA (15+), and R. I don't think we get unrated.
 

II2none

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It would probably be treated like sucker punch. Except that movie got some serious unfair reviews.

Most "pro- Critics" can't see past boobs to find the unique story.
 

katsumoto03

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Hiname said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
And otherwise be ass.
Quite literally, in fact.
So very, very literally.

OT: Would only be good if it was rated R... Actually, if that happened it would probably just be a porno with fight scenes.

Actually, someone go make that right now.
 

Gladion

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brunothepig said:
Gladion said:
brunothepig said:
Why is MA/M not on your poll?
Isn't M just a video game rating?

@OT: X doesn't exist any more.
I don't know about elsewhere, but here in Australia there's G, PG, M, MA (15+), and R. I don't think we get unrated.
I suppose OP is talking about US-ratings. They got

G, PG, PG-13, M, NC-17 (formerly X)

"Unrated" is just a bullshit marketing thing. Mostly those are R-rated or (rarely) NC-17-rated, but the labels print "unrated" on them to be able to say "this shit was too intense for movie theaters, so we have to charge you extra".
 

mireko

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R. There isn't actually any nudity in the game, but she does have some sexy torture kills.