Poll: What is the best non weapon?

[Alon Shechter]

My awesome killing-machine of a dog if that counts.
If not , the closest glass item i can find to shatter it on whatever the enemy's face is.

 

[vanillabeans320]

None of the normal objects in my house are practical for zombies because most of them require swinging room or aren't very strong weapons. If I had a katana, which I've been meaning to get for decoration, I'd use that as the bare minimum, but grab a firearm from Walmart if possible.

 

[Tommy T.]

Gordon Freemon used Crowbar! It's super effective!

Snarf.

 

[Broady Brio]

Frying Pan when heated up.

[sub]Because that's not obvious that I've played Dead Rising before.[/sub]

 

[Eggsnham]

Well, I have a BB gun somewhere, and there are some nice wooden rods in my room, not to mention the nice, heavy Flying V guitar that could put a dent in a car, if used correctly. Yes, the guitar is my proverbial "baby", but if the need arose, I'd use it kill zombies.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Two katanas and an assortment of hunting and throwing knives. Plus an airsoft shotgun that could blind someone at medium range. A couple of wooden practice swords and a 6' staff that could break bone if necessary...

and that's just my bedroom...

 

[Denamic]

I have a solid iron spit in the garage I use for cracking ice during winter.
(I live in the northern part of Sweden; lots of ice)
It's heavy as fuck and can easily be used as an effective weapon.
I'd say that it's far, FAR more effective than say a bat could ever be, due to its mass and range.
Can make you tired quite fast if you're not in shape though.

 

[evilomega13]

Shovel.
GIVE EM HELL BOYZ! *Bang shovel on head, realise that I'm not wearing a helmet, go into coma*
Seriously though, I would probaly pick the bow in the shed. It's intended for sport, not as a weapon .
Or if I'm not allowed that, then that metal pole which is in there (if zombies). If soldiers, well...I'm boned. BB gun I guess, hit them in the eye then bludgeon them

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am bit confused. Is this a thread more for what you would use as an improvised weapon, or is it about what could be the most usefull tool that isn't a weapon?

A crowbar is extremely handy, but after seeing what it can do to a human skull on the Mafia vs Yakuza episode of Deadliest Warrior (not sure how gangsters qualify as "warriors" but ok) I go baseball bat all the way!

Sledge Hammer is the most damaging and easiest to find of non-weapons that I can think of.

I am really questioning just how much of a "non-weapon" a sledgehammer actually is. Honestly it isn't a farcry from a warhammer!

I do have a paintball gun, and some paintballs that I could put in the freezer. . .

 

[joshthor]

i have a safe full of guns in my house. i would use one or more of them. i also have an old antique dagger from the mexican american war thingy.

 

[Johnmw]

I was going to go for dual wielding 2 small-ish hammer until I saw this:

Ever seen a garden cultivator?

Spoiler: LOOK AT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

It's like a stick, but with handfuls of sharp pointy awesome stuck on the end!

FUCKIN SHRUIKENS ON A FUCKIN STICK! You can not go wrong with that!

Bravo for making my local garden centre stop number one on the day the war comes to town.

 

[Latinidiot]

let's see, what do I have in my house....

I'm fucked.

no wait, we have a machete and a little axe in the basement. but that's pretty much it.

 

[JLML]

hmm, how about a SUPER LEXICON OF DOOM!!!!!!
It's a book that contains all information in the world (yes, even a zombie apocalypse survival guide) and it is also capable of smashing in skulls and break most things you drop it at. Locked door? No problem, it has a quick-guide in lock-picking, or you could just drop it on the lock, and it will be obliterated!

Serious choice: a home made "weapon" (the components were never intended to be used as weapons, does that count? =P) all I need is stuff I can find in my home.. It's pretty much a spear, that electrifies anything that touches the blade. (needed: lawnmower blade, source of electrical power, some wires (or whatever works for you), a stick or something, duct tape)

if I can't have that I would chose a water rifle, filled with petrol, and with a lighter attached to it. (or does that count as a home made weapon again?)

if I can't have that either, I'd just choose a good old fashioned long-handled axe... but only if the others are to "weapon"ish.

 

[jobobob]

A 7ft cardboard cut-out of an na'vi, at least I will get the shock value before I die.

 

[RanD00M]

Epihone SG to the rescue.I would sacrifice my guitar.

 

[Smokepuddle]

Well steel toe boots for anything not able to dodge a kick to the head... or a nail gun.

 

[nick n stuff]

got a Jackson Randy Rhoads guitar that i never use. google it and you will see why that is such a good non weapon. heavy, pointy and looks fucking awesome