So take a look at these links: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/?cpg=cj , http://davesqualitymeat.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/dqm-for-oakley/ , and http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/the-jokes-on-us.html That last one especially kicks my ass, because not only is it a twofer (bacon-flavored salt and bacon-flavored lube), but it appears that a fairly sizable number of people actually fell, and fell hard, for such an obvious gag. Think about that: There are people out there who are so in love with bacon that they would pay actual money for the opportunity to fuck it. Human beings. Fucking bacon. I dunno about you guys, but that just creeps me right the fuck out; I've never been so in love with any food that I've been stricken with the desire to peniscerate it.
So the question is, what is it about bacon? Can anyone explain it to me, or is everyone else as disturbed by it as I am? (I'd like to point out that the Tactical Bacon (1) is listed under "Wacky Candy," and (2) costs $16 per can.)
So the question is, what is it about bacon? Can anyone explain it to me, or is everyone else as disturbed by it as I am? (I'd like to point out that the Tactical Bacon (1) is listed under "Wacky Candy," and (2) costs $16 per can.)
