Anything mainstream. But at the same time, we also hate anyone who exclusively likes independent things and scoffs at the any book/movie/band/game that more than 10,000 people have heard of. So basically, we hate hipsters, and we hate the popular kids. And when you get right down to it, we really just hate ourselves and the culture that we've spent so many years creating and building to show to the world. We hate what we've become and what we've created. For years now, we've been hiding away from mainstream society building our own little art project made of Marvel Comics, Super Nintendo, Japanese cartoons, and Transformers figures, yearning to show our creation but scared of being ridiculed. Now we have it out in the day light and people are eating up our project like hot cakes. Only now we are blinded by nostalgia and can only see our creation with contempt. We hate ourselves for what we've become and we hate what we've brought into this world. And when the people who savaged our self-esteems and elastic waistbands in Jr. High put on our ironic shirts and act like us, we feel spite for them too. And being older now, and "wiser" we hate what we were too, or at the very least can see why we were such outcasts. We see how silly and childish we were for having spent all our time trying to master Counter Strike instead of trying to meet nice girls or studying hard in school to become doctors who would cure cancer or politicians who wouldn't be corrupted by greed.
Welcome to the Escapist. We hate everything this site symbolizes.
(Okay, I'm done being a hyper-cynical, wrist-slashing, anti-social jack-ass now. Hope this made you laugh as much as it did me.)
((Hypens are fun.))