Poll: What is YOUR castle made of?

[xXx5Niq3rzxXx]

I was listening to 'Viva la Vida'(good song btw)and somthing dawned on me. The guy in the song had a castle built with salt and sand. So what is my castle made of? I decided to ask the Escapist, so we could make this thread imaginative and funny.

 

[Reed Spacer]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Berserker119]

Smaller castles.

 

[Talal Provides]

A solid block of graphene with a two-foot thick outer layer of nanotube-infused aerogel.

Go ahead, try attacking it. See how far it gets you.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Adamantium. Because the most awesome guy ever needs the most awesome castle ever. It's also got a room filled with Goldfish crackers and Vanilla Coke. With an indoor hot tub. Filled with chocolate.

 

[Broady Brio]

Mine is made of Terry Crews.


DOUBLE CASTLE POWAH!!!!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Eh, if you count my Minecraft "castles", then cobblestone/stone.
I'm not really one for castles, more for fortresses/other defensible structures.
Anyway, stone.
Or stone and steel.
I do take my defence abilities from the Imperial Fists.

 

[Talal Provides]

I'm changing my answer to Christina Hendricks, so I would be able to spend most of my time inside of Christina Hendricks.

 

[John the Gamer]

16x16 blocks.

They come in a mixture of dirt, stone and cobblestone, and it forms the cornerstone of the wall I've build around the city/town/village/fief I'm building whenever I feel like playing minecraft. It looks really nice and it's just a wall and two buildings so far, but only a tiny corner of the walled in area is occupied, so I might be in for a long haul...Now where's that obsidian deposit again(...)

 

[plank_man180]

Bacon.

I'd live in a very, very tasty castle.

 

[plank_man180]

... I think someone just beat me to it though.

 

[Udain]

Smaller castles.

Win. It has always been my plan that once I rule the world, I shall construct my palace out of smaller palaces gathered from around the world.

My castle would naturally be made of kitten skulls.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Jell-O pudding pops.

 

[baddude1337]

Boobies.

My enemy will never scale my walls, for they will be mesmerized by them.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Waste bacon on a castle?

You should be shot for treason.

It shall be made of depleted uranium.

 

[Mondai Randy]

my castle will be made of Ice Cream with Peanut Butter...........and caramel

 

[Reed Spacer]

my castle will be made of Ice Cream with Peanut Butter...........and caramel

So just a sundae castle, then.

 

[Vazit]

Obsidian castle obviously, no god dam creeper getting through.