Poll: What is YOUR castle made of?

[micky]

marshmallows! it wouldn't be able to keep much out, melt in the sun and get soggy in the rain but it would be so cool!

 

[superstringz]

Tungsten. Pure unadulterated tungsten. Why mess with a good thing, right?

 

[Drakmorg]

My castle is so awesome, it's moat is the swimming pool on my yacht. Which is itself located in the swimming pool of my even bigger yacht.

 

[irani_che]

my castle,
is now diamonds

 

[Ldude893]

Depleted uranium with a coating of cement.

my castle,
is now diamonds

Anything is possible when your home smells more like a castle and less like a hamlet.
I'm on a horse.

 

[dalek sec]

Eh, if you count my Minecraft "castles", then cobblestone/stone.
I'm not really one for castles, more for fortresses/other defensible structures.
Anyway, stone.
Or stone and steel.
I do take my defence abilities from the Imperial Fists.

The Iron Warriors shall smash the feeble defence's of the sad son's of Dorn....

I would go something built by the Iron Warriors of course. Some kind of huge fortress studded with a fuck-ton of guns.

 

[eddielovato]

other
its made of care packages with chuck Norris as mortar and nechromorphs as archers

 

[FalloutJack]

Bacon would be pretty cool, but it'd suck royally once everybody from EVERYWHERE starts eating it. (That is, unless I lived in a Jewish neighborhood.) So, in order to facilitate my needs as an evil overlord, I will build my castle out of AN ENTIRE FRICKEN MOUNTAIN.

 

[Steamtech]

Dark Chocolate specifically. And it never melts. And it can change form at my will. And it regenerates when I nibble.

 

[Double A]

My castle is made of bauxite. That way the blood doesn't stand out.

 

[hurfdurp]

Glass, .

 

[duktapeman90]

Pure obsidian, Minecraft style.

 

[Poopster]

fairy dust XD

 

[urahara75]

Thousands of metric tonnes-worth of Haribo Gummi Bears

 

[eastinfecter]

My mind. You'd have to assault walls of my Will itself to get to me and overcome my defensive force of Defiance. Arrows made of pure Anger would rain upon your forces while they must slog through the moat of Introversion. Meanwhile blades of Sarcasm would strike down any who got upon the walls and shields of Arrogance would protect my men. Bombs of Spite would be launched from the keep and boiling Hate would flow down from the parapets. To attack my castle is to attack my very being.

Or we could just be friends. That works too.

Paging Dr. Loboto. Doctor Loboto.

OT: Invisible walls

 

[SpaceCop]

Zombies, all sewn together into unholy walls of abominable flesh, their broken teeth eternally gnashing with a frenzied hatred of the living as their bloodless limbs rend the air in fitful protest at their own blasphemous existences.

Hmm.

 

[wildpeaks]

Mine is made of princesses because revenge is sweet ಠ_ಠ (but it smells a bit after a while)

 

[Gilhelmi]

I have put much thought into this.

First layer: 3/4 inch steel
Second layer: Cinder block w/ steel reinforced concrete
Third layer: 3/4 inch steel
Forth layer: Cinder block w/ steel reinforced concrete
Fifth layer: 3/4 inch steel

All are connected to each other using "concrete" nails (the kind used to anchor stuff into concrete). Then placed underground by at least one foot.

I estimate that this configuration should be able to stop high-caliber rifles (of the AP variety), and stop most tactile vehicles (except for a tank).

Survivalist skills one. Everyone else zero.