Well last time I was drunk (from my friends report who simply stated laughing when I asked) I talk. A lot. Apparently I vocalize ALL my thoughts constantly regardless of whether it's polite to say or not, then I try to insist that I'm not drunk and try to prove it by walking a straight line (that I apparently failed, walking very sideways and at one point just falling own and looking at the stars.). After that I apparently droned on about my fear of memory loss. Then he left me at a bus stop with a honey bun and told me to get home when I felt less drunk.