Poll: What kind of drunk are you?

[The Afrodactyl]

As a normally teetotal alcoholic, I can't say I've a lot of experience, but it depends on company and mood.

Last night for example, I found out my gf was pregnant (it's not my kid) and decided to down a bottle gin to ease my troubles. I was overly friendly and giggly with general mates, and then I broke three knuckles putting my fist through a door when the father of my gf's child approached me.

I won't be drinking again for a long time.

 

[wildpeaks]

I get very very flirty with every single girl in the room.

First stage is friendly.

Second stage is this, or dancing on the tables once

 

[Knusper]

I'm not exactly more friendly, I just laugh a lot more.

 

[Sacman]

I don't drink and therefore I don't get drunk...<.<

 

[Alphavillain]

Where the "Vomiting violently on other people's carpets drunk"? 'Cos I'm that.

 

[TurkeyProphet]

Well after 4 pints I am a chatty and often incoherent idiot that turns any dance floor into a mosh pit.

But obviously being a university student I can't settle with that level of drunk. I definitely fall into the overly friendly drunk category, no exposed thigh is spared and no stranger is not hugged.

 

[Artina89]

I don't get drunk. I only go for a drink if I am with my dad or wth friends. I don't believe in getting so drunk I can't remember what has happened the night before, I don't see that as fun, and I don't like the thought of being hungover in the morning. I think with me it is that I don't like the thought of losing my self control.

 

[RotVos]

quietly staring in front of my self, smiling.

 

[Ironsouled]

Nary a difference. Once piss faced enough I might not be able to walk, but I still won't talk or act any different.

 

[BeepBoopBrother]

I'm a sleepy drunk.

 

[andrew623]

Im a really apathetic but happy drunk

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I tried to throw a 30 lb cat at my mom's best friend's husband a couple of years ago on New Year's when I got sloshed on spiked eggnog. I don't know what that makes me, since I have no idea what my motivations were.

 

[nofear220]

I went to a friend's birthday party the other day. I was a little late getting there, and by the time I'd arrived things were well under way. This was a highschooler's party, so lots of drinking was involved. My roommate in particular (who also happens to be friends with this person) was completely wasted by the time I got there. I had no interest in getting drunk myself (only had a beer and a couple of sips of 151+Coke,) and he'd had enough for three people.
Getting home wasn't particularly fun. By the time the party was over, he wasn't just drunk, he was Red Dead Redemption drunk, and I had to prop him up the entire way. He's been puking his guts out all this morning.
I learned a couple things about him that night: Firstly, he's a friendly drunk. As in, waaay too friendly, especially with women. Secondly, he can't keep his liquor down.

I like the RDR reference xD

Anyway, I hate it when people cant hold their alcohol but still insist on getting wasted. Well actually I only hate it in certain circumstances (its funny to see them at the party, but its not funny helping them get home). Im a very friendly and social drunk, but at the same time I can still keep my wits about me and not do anything toooooooooo stupid. Ive never thrown up before also, even after drinking a full 26oz of vodka to myself.

 

[Scott Guthrie]

i'm told i don't change :L i apparently get more sober :L

 

[Stammer]

I'm a happy, friendly drunk. Usually I'm really shy and won't talk or really engage in activities even at parties, but if I do get some alcohol in me I usually get a lot better.

 

[Peteron]

I don't drink. Despite being a high schooler and being invited to several times, I have never drank at a party or anything. I'm not afraid to, I just see no gain in doing so and have other things to do.

 

[holy_secret]

Whenever I get drunk, I tend to befriend a particular "victim". I don't know why, I just target someone and become completely enthralled by the person.
It's almost always successful, and I usually get a new pal who thinks "I'm a really cool guy".
Unfortunately I kinda lose interest afterwards, unless the person in question makes the effort to keep contact with me

 

[mayney93]

i talk, to people i usually wouldn't ever

 

[SsilverR]

I'm the drunk drunk .... that's code for "all the above"