Poll: What kind of senior citizen do you wanna be?

[Sedrine]

The kind that does mad kickflips down at the skatepark and says "Radical!" at every opportunity.

"Soylent Greens" Retirement Community? Huh... I always wondered what was in that mush they served old people in retirement homes...

 

[_Cake_]

I'm going to go with a mix of crazy cat lady, grandma to 20+ kids, with a grumbly old hubby who thinks kids these days are totally fucked up and he will have balls down to his knees... all in a nice house with lots of nature around us. Oh and I'm going to be baked and watching antiques road show and Highlander the series all the time.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Creepiness for the win.

"Hey little boy, you want some candy?"

 

[Kortney]

I'm only eighteen and I'm already way too nostalgic. I can't stand to think how damn nostalgic I'll get when I'm eighty.

 

[darkdots]

Geriatric Wars!

 

[Mana Fiend]

Crazy old guy. Preferably sitting on a bus and telling people random stories.
Failing that, yelling at traffic.

I'd comfortable about the future...

 

[Uncreative]

Oh, crazy for sure.
The other stuff is fine, but the crazy ones can get away with anything.

Also, props on the Corner Gas reference!

 

[Andalusa]

All those options are assuming I have a sex change before I become a senior citizen.
A mix of kind/crazy(the endearing type)/wise old woman.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

I'm gonna be the senile old guy in the park with no pants feeding the squirrels and then yelling at the squirrels for taking the food i'm feeding them.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I don't want to grow old, but... I'd want to be wise or kind. Most certainly not cranky or creepy.

My neighbor is a creepy old man. He spies on people.

I think I'll be a creepy old man that spies on people.

In all seriousnes I'd want to be like the old man.

I suppose it's a nostalgic/kind/cranky hybrid.

 

[Super Toast]

Horny Old Man. Why is that not an option?

 

[Denamic]

The old man that's still pwning noobs, obviously.

 

[Boba Frag]

Basically the type of old man that my grandad is (wise, kind and funny) mixed with a bit of Gandalf

Occasionally Clint Eastwood of course. Those teenagers aren't gonna get off my lawn by themselves.

 

[Voodoomancer]

All of the above!

 

[JanatUrlich]

I'm definitely gonna be a crazy cat lady. With badly dyed hair and a shotgun.

 

[Ickorus]

Dunno about what kind of old guy I wanna be but I can't help but think i'll be nostalgic.

 

[pendragon177]

I wanna be a crazy old man and the one who gives out the huge candy bars during Halloween.

 

[redisforever]

The crazy one who yells at everyone and plays old video games. You know, yelling about how shit the games are in the future.

 

[SteakHeart]

Either Wise or Kind.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Hopefully within a few years I master something to a great extent to the point of world fame. However in my glory I had made a greatest mistake that lead to my downfall and to live in the life of isolation and solitude.
That how it will be until some young punk want to learn the secret of what I had master. So yeah I chose the cranky old man.