Poll: What Mass Effect alien would you want to be?
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It's a draw between Asari and Quarian.
Asari are pantheist philosophers, and absolutely gorgeous.
Quarians are space-romani with a functional communist society.
Tough call...
Asari are pantheist philosophers, and absolutely gorgeous.
Quarians are space-romani with a functional communist society.
Tough call...
i'm thinking Turians
being Krogen or Quarian sucks for racial reasons
salariens die young, and asari are all "chicks" (plus, who wants to live forever)
if not human, then probably Turian
being Krogen or Quarian sucks for racial reasons
salariens die young, and asari are all "chicks" (plus, who wants to live forever)
if not human, then probably Turian
Volus, the glorious race of Jew stereotypes. IN SPACE.
Maybe Prothean, sure they looked like Cthulhu's step-headed red-child, but if I was the LAST (sentient) Prothean, I would be WORSHIPED.
Maybe Prothean, sure they looked like Cthulhu's step-headed red-child, but if I was the LAST (sentient) Prothean, I would be WORSHIPED.
Not really any spoilers but, better safe than sorry.
Quarian- Maybe, They are really cool and have Tali, Kal'Reegar, and Teyrn Loghain...I mean.
Turian- Garrus, that is all you need to know.
Batarian- I'm gonna be honest, who the fuck cares.
Asari- They're so squishy, where are you supposed to get a decent grip?
Salarian- Live 40 years and be in Gilbert and Sulliven. Wait but be a target to Krogan sexual deviants. No thank you.
Elcor- Uncontrollable Excitement: You have not experienced life until you have spoken like an Elcor.
Hanar- This one thinks you should help spread the word of the Enkindlers. Scratch that, it's just a big stupid Jellyfish.
Volus- Strong economy, Zero Military. However, being a Biotic god is tempting.
Vorcha- Can't speak properly, die really fast, routinely get set on fire by me. No thank you.
Drell- Having a photographic memory is awesome, until you remember walking in on your parents doing it...
Geth- OMG that would be cool, but the Geth end solution seems kinda...meh to me.
Krogan- Wrex, Grunt, the Shaman, and Headbutts. Oh and don't let me forget the quad. I think I'm in love.
Quarian- Maybe, They are really cool and have Tali, Kal'Reegar, and Teyrn Loghain...I mean.
Turian- Garrus, that is all you need to know.
Batarian- I'm gonna be honest, who the fuck cares.
Asari- They're so squishy, where are you supposed to get a decent grip?
Salarian- Live 40 years and be in Gilbert and Sulliven. Wait but be a target to Krogan sexual deviants. No thank you.
Elcor- Uncontrollable Excitement: You have not experienced life until you have spoken like an Elcor.
Hanar- This one thinks you should help spread the word of the Enkindlers. Scratch that, it's just a big stupid Jellyfish.
Volus- Strong economy, Zero Military. However, being a Biotic god is tempting.
Vorcha- Can't speak properly, die really fast, routinely get set on fire by me. No thank you.
Drell- Having a photographic memory is awesome, until you remember walking in on your parents doing it...
Geth- OMG that would be cool, but the Geth end solution seems kinda...meh to me.
Krogan- Wrex, Grunt, the Shaman, and Headbutts. Oh and don't let me forget the quad. I think I'm in love.
So in summary. Krogan, Quarian, Turian. Then it'd be a toss-up from then on.
Asari, obviously. Hot lesbian sex, natural biotics, and can live for over a thousand years. Who wouldn't want that?
A Krogan biotic because you're hard to kill and can live to over 1,000 years. I wouldn't want to be a Salarian! You only live 40 years!
Asari is a close second. I just want to live 1,000 years.
Asari is a close second. I just want to live 1,000 years.
Krogan, because while yeah, it'd suck not being able to have kids besides mating with a squishy Asari; everyone needs a change of pants when they see a Krogan charging them with a shotgun. I like the feeling of knowing someone's probably shitting themself because of me.