Poll: What Mass Effect alien would you want to be?

[The Heik]

For me, it's a choice between Turian and Krogan. Turians have look cool and have a militaristic attitude that I like. And Krogan don't need a justification.

Turian, Asari or Drell.

Turians because they look cool and are very militarily proficient

Asari because of the long lifespan, good biotics, and boobs (apologies to any female readers but I'm a healthy man and have urges)

Finally Drell because if anyone saw what Thane did throughout the game they know that he is awesome

 

[reg42]

Turian. They're just awesome.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

The only aliens I would like to be is a turian maybe Asari (I don't think they have sex often if they live for so long).

 

[Rynozeros]

Hanar biotic

Hanar Spectre is where it's at.


"This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."


Hanar Spectres: The true badasses of the ME universe.
"This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions."

Spectres can be Biotics too

 

[Ricotez]

Considering space nomads are cool and they have a legitimate reason to conceal their faces all the time, my vote goes to the Quarians.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Turian, they remind me so much of the Roman Empire.

 

[Sentox6]

Actually we haven't a fucking clue what they really look like, according to the bachelor party on illium.

They could be pure energy, as nothing in any information about them or any of their character interactions indicates they even have biology. The tentacles are the only constant, and those are all nearly identical.

Then you have Samara's loyalty mission, which always ends with "unable to recover mutant asari." Which is either a "lol not really daed" or more consistently, evidence that they simply don't exist as flesh and blood.

Actually, judging from li'ara's random dramatic character shift, initial encounter (accidentally hit the wrong button my black ass) and the asari presence on the citadel before anyone else, I'm going to go ahead and call it that the asari are agents of the reapers. They watched the Prothean's die and the only reason saren was always one step ahead of you in me1 was li'ara was feeding sovereign (or... nazeera...) every bit of information you uncovered. The only concrete contradiction to this would be vigil not going all invasion of the body snatchers on li'ara, but that can be explained away pretty easy. Not to mention how quickly the whole "reaper" thing was covered up (if they can control your mind one way, they can control it other ways), the collectors always seeming to know the position of the Normandy...

This post makes my brain hurt in so many ways. The bachelor party comment makes no sense, the "no biology" comment makes no sense, your description of Samara's loyalty mission makes no sense, and if a personality shift is indicative of Reaper agents, Shepard might as well give up now.

Or am I just being epicly, epicly trolled?

Asari, obviously. Hot lesbian sex, natural biotics, and can live for over a thousand years. Who wouldn't want that?

Exactly.

 

[Rynozeros]

If the Raloi are an improvement on the Hanar in ME3/DLC then i will choose them instead

 

[Duke Nil]

The Elcor, or the Krogan. Both are strong and resistant, Elcor are cool in the way they say things, Krogan are badass.

Well...

Thane seemed nice enough.

Apart from the whole indoctrinated killing at 12 years old and haunting photographic memory and terminal illness, of course

That illness and killing isn't race-specific.

The illness is, it comes of living wet places which the hanar homeworld that lots of them were relocated to is

 

[Hollock]

Salarian. Really only 5% c'mon are you so afraid of only living to fourty? Bill Hicks, Jimi Hendrix, and Vincent van Gogh didn't make it to fourty, have you seen the awesome they did? Not to mention they sleep for like 2 hours a day so they're living for about 70 years in a way, how long do turians sleep 6, 7, 8 hours, good for you I just built an antigravity grenade and am now going to sell it to C-Sec for over 9000 credits (kill me I cant stop). Nobody else want's to think fast, have no bones, be crazy, did I mention not have to sleep? I easily picked the Salarians.

 

[Ertis]

I'm not allowed to be Geth? Not that I'd want that....being one voice of many sharing a body....but still! Robots R Kool.

Shepard: You watch me or you watch organics?
Legion: Yes.

 

[Volothos]

I wanna be a reaper!