Poll: What product is the biggest scam?

[Death God]

Proactive. I've tried it and followed the instructions to the letter and I've still got acne. That has to be some sort of scam, like it only works for females or if your under 200 lbs or something like that because it seems to work for other people better than it ever did for me.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Gatorade and other such energy drinks.

People do realise electrolytes are just salt right? All those drinks are is cordial with salt.

 

[A random person]

Bottled water.

This. Going to a theater concession stand really makes you understand where the Bolsheviks were coming from.

 

[Talshere]

Any Pc game currently being sold for more than £30.

COD4:2 I'M LOOKING AT YOU!

 

[tigermilk]

Bottled water.

Nija'd, the toxins in the plastic bottle more than counter any supposed health giving properties. Is it just a coincidence evian spelt backwards spells naive?

 

[FalloutJack]

Bought product? Honestly? Anything that's too close to the expiration date. Bread and milk, especially.

 

[Dunstann]

Enzyte. It doesn't goddamn work

 

[badgersprite]

My mum always used to buy this extra oxygenated water. I had no idea she was a fish and absorbed oxygen by swallowing it. ><

Also, pretty much 100% of weight loss diets marketed to overweight people, because, even if some of them might show short term weight loss, none of them are sustainable eating patters, and the vast majority of people who lost weight on those diets return to their old eating habits soon after, and usually gain back all the weight they lost. None of these fads are giving people the secret to a healthy life; they're selling you shit, knowing you'll fail with it, only to come back and try the next fad diet.

 

[Jark212]

That vibrating belt that is supposed to make you lose weight. How was that even going to work?

Ions make it work, don't question why...

My vote goes to the spice rack at the supermarket. $5 for Bay Leaves??!!! that's insane! But who ever said that no one ever suffered for the Culinary arts...

 

[OintmentFly]

Capitalism. That is all.

 

[TheSanityAssassin]

um....
the boogie fish

 

[Tyranicus]

Cash 4 Gold big SCAM!

 

[Nieroshai]

Video games.

Real life.
You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the game is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bite of steak]
Ignorance is bliss.


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[nofear220]

the biggest scam

'nuff said

 

[Logic 0]

The DVD rewinder the DVD's just rewind on their own anyway.

 

[GBlair88]

Video games.

Real life.
You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the game is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bite of steak]
Ignorance is bliss.


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Easy one, The Matrix.

Biggest scam? Probably Apple products, specifically the iPad.

 

[superbatranger]

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

That commercial can go to hell. It makes me want to apply my forehead directly to my desk.

 

[Skorpyo]

How about that there DVD-rewindamajig?

EDIT: I appear to be ninja'd. damn.