Why are the dads at a Lan? When you're one of only twelve eligible partners in the world, you make the rules!
My veneer of cool is preserved by the fact that you cannot see the vast amounts of fail I'm capable of in real life. I love the internet for exactly this reason.Smiles said:You have a motorcycle too? can you be any cooler?!
I used to know a woman who could pass for a guy, vocally speaking (Is that a pun?) when she wanted to, or conversely as a very girly girl. In regular life, she was exceptionally androgynous. The ability to pass as pretty much anything over the phone made her very successful as a phone sex operator, because she could work for the straight phone lines or the gay phone lines.when I play games on the internet I like to pretend to be a guy... just to see if people would be able to tell the difference.
you are now offically my heromshcherbatskaya said:It was intended more as a tweak than as sarcasm, especially since, according to the age poll, the majority demographic here is 15-18.Apone said:In my mind it sounded like sarcasm leveled at a childish post. And I thought it was funny.
On an unrelated note, I was in the parking lot dressed in full riding gear including my helmet, warming up my motorcycle, when I had the following conversation.
ME: *vroom vroom*
DRUNK NEIGHBOR FRAT DUDE: Nice bike!
ME: Thanks!
DRUNK NEIGHBOR FRAT DUDE: Hey, you're a girl!
ME: That's what my gynocologist keeps telling me. *drives off*
Yay! I'm a hero! Now I have to figure out my superhero identity. Any suggestions?jim_doki said:you are now offically my hero
Larenxis said:AnGeL.SLayer, do ever not use '^_^' at the end of your posts?
Singing Gremlin said:I used to know someone who did that on EvE. I pod-killed a scrote who was being an arse to her too. Good times.Larenxis said:AnGeL.SLayer, do ever not use '^_^' at the end of your posts?
mscherbatskaya: the hero with a name that will make your head hurtmshcherbatskaya said:Yay! I'm a hero! Now I have to figure out my superhero identity. Any suggestions?jim_doki said:you are now offically my hero
I shall idolize you, but names arent my fortemshcherbatskaya said:Yay! I'm a hero! Now I have to figure out my superhero identity. Any suggestions?jim_doki said:you are now offically my hero
No, lousy sex is work. That's why some women get paid to do it.Khell_Sennet said:Gamer chick picks a guy, even if he's the worst lay imaginable (we are talking about gamer dudes, its possible), sex is still better than work.
neglecting the fact that they would still need some sort of food production and maintenance of some kind of power supply not to mention the rest of taken for granted services and supplies.Khell_Sennet said:I don't know, I think you're just being pessimistic about a great system...elffymon said:lol how many gamer girls do you think would be willing to look after babies while dad/dads are off at a lan.Khell_Sennet said:88-11. Next vote makes 100 yayz.
88 men and 11 women, should be enough to repopulate earth when the "stupid" epidemic hits full swing and goes terminal. Ladies, you have plenty to choose from.
there goes the re population idea.
Gamer chick picks a guy, even if he's the worst lay imaginable (we are talking about gamer dudes, its possible), sex is still better than work. For one night on your back, you earn nine months of freedom to game, then when the bun is cooked, that chosen male raises the kid, and the chick gets a couple months off to relax before she must choose again, and so repeats the cycle. As payment for raising the child, during the time between conception, and the point where sex is no longer advisable, the man is promised sex whenever he wishes for that year out of 8.
Say females get 3 months off post-birth to recover, that means guy 1's kid will be just under 9 years old before it's his turn, 10 years even when the second child is born. And so, at age 10, it becomes the first child's job to raise the newborn, and after that point, the men are freed up to game as well.
I'd sign on for this.
I think you're mistake for what a 'noodlt appendage' is.Crap_haT said:Yes, Yes, we know. But what gender. His Noodly Appendage is not a gender.LivemeLifefree said:Male, and he is the spaghetti monster as John Galt said.
Ahh... Supergirl? Spidergirl? Batgirl? Wonder Woman? I'm sure you can use one and not get sued.mshcherbatskaya said:Yay! I'm a hero! Now I have to figure out my superhero identity. Any suggestions?jim_doki said:you are now offically my hero
Or use them all! Super Spider-Bat Wonder!PurpleRain said:Ahh... Supergirl? Spidergirl? Batgirl? Wonder Woman? I'm sure you can use one and not get sued.mshcherbatskaya said:Yay! I'm a hero! Now I have to figure out my superhero identity. Any suggestions?jim_doki said:you are now offically my hero
Yes! And she shall have the powers of the sun gods!Yan-Yan said:Or use them all! Super Spider-Bat Wonder!