Poll: What would be the most EFFECTIVE vehicle to use during a zombie apocolypse?

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SteakHeart

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The Ripsaw. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_iup2jXQqI]

It's real, and you can mount a frickin' MINIGUN on it.
 

boxcat

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Guy32 said:
You both obviously haven't seen the 2004 Dawn of the Dead. And A helicopter only needs to get from building to building.
Good luck finding a helicopter, learning how to fly it, finding fuel for it, and landing on buildings. that is hard.
This is what you need
Just put some extra armaments on it and even if you run out of fuel, it will take the zombies a while to get to ya.
 

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The_Healer said:
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Boat? Zombies can't swim?

Clearly then I could have a luxurious lifestyle, completely free of zombies.

If needed to, I could cultivate my own swarm of sharks to discourage any tempted brain eating humanoids.
Zombies could float to the surface or climb up the anchor line.

I would almost say a bicycle or a snowmobile. Bicycles are silent and can be pretty fast and the best place to go (to escape the zombies at least) is somewhere cold where they will freeze so a snowmobile would be good to get around.

Only problem with bikes is that one couldn't carry much...
But if I was in the middle of the ocean wouldn't they die getting there? Actually I'm not sure if zombies drown or not... but I assume they do as they breathe (I think)

But you can't drive through zombies on a bicycle! You'd get pulled off!
You bring up a very good point! Especially about the bicycle, I guess that might be a scouting aid? But you'd be pretty screwed if there was a zombie horde yeah.

As for the drowning, I'm not sure. I was going by the zombie survival guide which, given, is just a book, but still. I guess the middle of the ocean would work but I would worry about supplies y'know?

Sorry I think the quotes got all mixed up from my last post. I will delete that or something.
 

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Realistically, some form of armoured personnel carrier such as the FV430. Spacious enough to keep supplies in, armoured and mobile. Light weaponry in some cases, but your best weapon in a zombie apocalypse is time.

Boats aren't a sensible choice-Far too fickle about things such as weather. Plus, swimming zombies are possible, and even if they aren't-The zombies could just sit at the docks and wait for you to have to go back for supplies.

Helicopters and planes are the worst-VERY little armour in most cases, virtually no room for supplies, and they are fuel hungry beasts.

TaborMallory said:
Tank. Moving on.
Tanks would make sense, but not as much as an APC, since at the expense of the space, you get unnecessary firepower. Not a bad choice though.

As for readily available stuff, something reliable and tough. Any mid-range saloon or 4WD jeep, something like a Land Rover. Modification of those would be best.
 

Clyde

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More robot generated propaganda to distract you from the real threat.
 

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Helicopter, to get out of that are and you could carry extra fuel on the body.

Does the Deathstar count?
 

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If sci-fi vehicles count, then I would like a shuttle from Star Trek: The Next Generation. All the convenience of a helicopter, with superior speed, armor, and weaponry, plus medical supplies, food, and a transporter.

If not, then a bicycle. Because if I survived a zombie apocalyse with only a bicycle for transport, it would be awesome.
 

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A small, lightweight, 4-wheel drive truck/SUV/van/doesn't matter. You can roll over anything that matters.

A bus might work as well.

boxcat said:
Only if you can fortify the doors, but if you can, hell yeah.
 

Noone From Nowhere

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A Tank with machine guns and flame throwers or a Mobile Suit. Mobile Suits are as likely as a zombie apocalypse if not more so!
 

Danpascooch

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A good old pedal bike.

No noise = no zombie attraction

Pedaling = no running out of gas (which I don't think the gas stations would be working, so with anything else you'd be f--ked)

thin design = maneuverability between lanes of stationary cars.

simple design = Doesn't break down easily

Cheap and simple = Looters won't rob it from you at gunpoint, or just shoot you and take it

And who cares that it's slow, where the hell are you off to where you'd need to go over 30mph anyway?

Assuming they are slow zombies of course, I think they are more realistic, and in a fast zombie situation, everybody would be totally f--ked anyway regardless of vehicle choice.
 

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TexaNigerian said:
A Tank with machine guns and flame throwers or a Mobile Suit. Mobile Suits are as likely as a zombie apocalypse if not more so!
Yeah, that won't just attract like a million zombies who will skullfuck you when it runs out of gas and ammo, not at all.
 

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boxcat said:
Guy32 said:
You both obviously haven't seen the 2004 Dawn of the Dead. And A helicopter only needs to get from building to building.
Good luck finding a helicopter, learning how to fly it, finding fuel for it, and landing on buildings. that is hard.
This is what you need
Just put some extra armaments on it and even if you run out of fuel, it will take the zombies a while to get to ya.
I could dig that, it's basically a mother fucking metal building on wheels, what's not to like?

Although it is totally impractical, it is so cool, it would be worth it to die for making that choice.
 

Noone From Nowhere

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danpascooch said:
TexaNigerian said:
A Tank with machine guns and flame throwers or a Mobile Suit. Mobile Suits are as likely as a zombie apocalypse if not more so!
Yeah, that won't just attract like a million zombies who will skullfuck you when it runs out of gas and ammo, not at all.
Couldn't that be said of any vehicle at all?
At least these two would enable a person to take out a substantial amount of them before going down or will keep one safe until one can find shelter.
In the worst case scenario, at least the Mobile Suit can self destruct!
 

Danpascooch

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TexaNigerian said:
danpascooch said:
TexaNigerian said:
A Tank with machine guns and flame throwers or a Mobile Suit. Mobile Suits are as likely as a zombie apocalypse if not more so!
Yeah, that won't just attract like a million zombies who will skullfuck you when it runs out of gas and ammo, not at all.
Couldn't that be said of any vehicle at all?
At least these two would enable a person to take out a substantial amount of them before going down or will keep one safe until one can find shelter.
In the worst case scenario, at least the Mobile Suit can self destruct!
No actually, a basic and PRACTICAL pedal bike which you could ACTUALLY OBTAIN wouldn't attract the zombies, or run out of gas.
 

bitzi61

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I'll go with the zepplin (like a fuji-film blimp) They float FOREVER, and can be guided like a heli... best of both worlds! :p