Poll: What would be the most EFFECTIVE vehicle to use during a zombie apocolypse?

[Vorpals]

A giant fucking yacht. They don't have the unfortunate problem of falling when out of gas, nor does it matter much with adequate preparation if you run out of gas unless we're dealing with Zombie Jesus here, as my yacht would have a crop garden and a water purifier in it instead of a damn swimming pool and a fucking movie theater. Nor is it too large to manage in case zombies figure out how to work rafts.

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I'll go with the zepplin (like a fuji-film blimp) They float FOREVER, and can be guided like a heli... best of both worlds!

If not, this would work pretty well too.

 

[NotAPie]

A hang glider.
What?
You know damn well you're not surviving the zombie apocolypse and you know you want to be the zombie who falls out of the sky.

 

[nono195]

A horse or a bicycle because they both make no noise and are self sufficient and maneuverable

 

[Souplex]

Bianchi Torino.
I love that bike.

 

[TheLastCylon]

A horse would be pretty sweet.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

a Next.
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?????

I suggest a Scarab from the Halo series. I could care less what you think of the game by the way.

Spoiler: seems like it would give a little protection

Realistic answer would be an Armored Personel Carrier.

Spoiler: Seems fitting

 

[Jaythulhu]

A combine harvester. Large, tough, and has a bunch of big-arse blades that ya can use to make zombie soup with the simple removal of a couple of safety barriers.

 

[geldonyetich]

Other: Steamroller.

 

[crypt-creature]

A horse or a bicycle because they both make no noise and are self sufficient and maneuverable

It would have to be one hell of a trained horse. Horses do get loud if they smell predators, and hungry dirty zombies covered in blood would cause quite a stench.
Plus, a horse at a gallop or trot is still loud enough to gain some attention. Horseshoes aren't that quiet.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

A Tank with machine guns and flame throwers or a Mobile Suit. Mobile Suits are as likely as a zombie apocalypse if not more so!

Yeah, that won't just attract like a million zombies who will skullfuck you when it runs out of gas and ammo, not at all.

Couldn't that be said of any vehicle at all?
At least these two would enable a person to take out a substantial amount of them before going down or will keep one safe until one can find shelter.
In the worst case scenario, at least the Mobile Suit can self destruct!

No actually, a basic and PRACTICAL pedal bike which you could ACTUALLY OBTAIN wouldn't attract the zombies, or run out of gas.

No vehicle at all is practical as they all run out of gas or leave on completely exposed as well as exhausted. Bicycles...feh. That would just make you meals on wheels.
A horse would at least give them an appetizer before they eat you unless they are exclusively cannibal.
If these hypothetical zombies are purely 'humanitarians', then riding around inside of a whale sounds more practical than a humvee or helicopter.
A rocketship to the moon is more practical than anything else. But wait...zombies don't need to breathe. If one got on board...!

 

[Chunko]

Zombies rule!

 

[Kollega]

I'll go with the zepplin (like a fuji-film blimp) They float FOREVER, and can be guided like a heli... best of both worlds!

OMG! Finally someone mentioned a zeppelin! It's basically a zombie-proof fortress... which can move! It's your safest bet unless there are flying zombies. And no zombie movies to date contained them, as far as i know. Maybe one or two.

But i voted truck anyway - it's what i could practically get my hands on in case of ZA. Just take a heavy military truck, put a bunker on it (not neccesarily bulletproof), stick a plow on the front, and bingo! It's basically zombicide on wheels! I wish more zombie movies had such trucks.

 

[Just Carrot]

A tank... Simple.

 

[PrototypeC]

This is what you need

Spoiler

Just put some extra armaments on it and even if you run out of fuel, it will take the zombies a while to get to ya.

I could dig that, it's basically a mother fucking metal building on wheels, what's not to like? Although it is totally impractical, it is so cool, it would be worth it to die for making that choice.

F**king ninja'd!! It's a mobile base of operations. It's not very fast, but if somehow the hoarde sniffed you out you could just drive somewhere else. Just think how you could Mad Max that shit up!

Being a total badass aside, you'll actually want a boat. You and your survivor pals could keep it moving without even needing to use fuel, if you modified it creatively.

 

[Metzeten]

In my opinion, the safest place... a sailing yacht, complete maps of the world aboard. Live near the coast, have one ready. When Left For De.... err I mean, the zombie apocalypse hits, you board the yacht, set sail, alone or with someone you have been with for a long time.

Then? you have a sailing yacht ready, you have cooking gas to boil and desalinate water, you know where islands are to search for food, you have the safety of several miles of water, you survive, you head arctic, you collect whatever food from costal areas of greenland, the bearing straights. Depends on season. Otherwise, southern tip of chille, south western australia, make land when absolutely necessary. You avoid "infection" by having as few aboard therefore as long at deep sea as possible.

 

[Jark212]

I'll go with the zepplin (like a fuji-film blimp) They float FOREVER, and can be guided like a heli... best of both worlds!

OMG! Finally someone mentioned a zeppelin! It's basically a zombie-proof fortress... which can move! It's your safest bet unless there are flying zombies. And no zombie movies to date contained them, as far as i know. Maybe one or two.

But i voted truck anyway - it's what i could practically get my hands on in case of ZA. Just take a heavy military truck, put a bunker on it (not neccesarily bulletproof), stick a plow on the front, and bingo! It's basically zombicide on wheels! I wish more zombie movies had such trucks.

Super Blimp is superior...

Spoiler

 

[geldonyetich]

Actually, instead of a steamroller, I'll take this:

 

[rampantcreature]

A horse isn't really a vehicle. But it'd run like hell in the opposite direction of the smell of blood/rot/death.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

A tank, or pretty much anything from Death Race.