Poll: What would you do if you could pause time?

[Firoth]

I would kill everyone involved with 'The Jersey Shore.' Then I would kill everyone who is orange or has hair like Vegeta got in a fight with a lawnmower. Then I would put celebrities I hate in really embarrassing (or illegal) situations, like putting Justin Bieber in a bed with Michael Atkinson and a load of paparazzi.

Then I would steal things. And I would pause time whenever I slept so I would never actually use up time to do that.

 

[Continuity]

Cheat at casinos i.e. pause time, look at the dealer's cards, unpause...

 

[A random person]

You couldn't actually do much if time were frozen, since the things that stop moving include photons and electrons.

Under those circumstances, though, probably think. Also, if it simply stops everything and I can still affect objects, I'd just turn on a flashlight and maybe read.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Naughty things of a sexual nature and the procurement of certain items that are not currently in my possession.

EDIT: Also, pause time when I get assignments so I can finish them in an instant, and pause time during exams so I can take a look at everyone's papers so I always get top marks.

I'd do pretty much exactly what he said. wouldn't we all? Stinkin' Ninja...

EDIT: or ahhh.. I don't know, I probably wouldn't cheat. (on a test I mean) but all the other stuff... Sure. ^^

 

[ANImaniac89]

all of the above and some stuff I would rather not talk about

 

[Brandon237]

All except probably steal. Although fraud... it isn't theft... I swear, it's not.

Can I also leave one other person unfrozen? I want company, I'm no longer a loner and having hour-long conversations in front of the teacher and rearranging the whole room would be awesome.

 

[LostTimeLady]

I said I'd use the time to think, but if I genuinely possessed the power to just pause time at will I'd probably try and use it for good. Like pausing time for a load of scientists so they could discover the cure for cancer.
I think it would be really interesting just walking around in the moment when time is paused. Looking at rain as it falls, seeing a butterfly mid-flight, looking at the colour refracted in a diamond before the light moves, seeing the darkness in a light bulb as the Alternating Current cycles through zero. That would be cool.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'd stop time, find a car with a toddler in it, take it our of the car and place it in front of the car it was originally in. Then restart time. Then I'd stop time so I can sodomize a few hot ladies in the mall I shop at. Actually, I'd do a lot of brutal and sexual stuff first. Then I'd use the time stop for heroic things.

 

[evilartist]

I'd steal stuff, money mostly.

 

[Xeros]

Play all the games, watch all the movies, and read all of the books I feel I've missed out on. Then, when I feel like rejoining society, I would become the greatest magician of all time. I wouldn't become famous, or any of that nonsense, but I would cleverly fuck with peoples' heads every chance I got.