Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[Amethyst Wind]

We all know that they become weaker in greater numbers.

Or when wearing bright orange.

 

[Axeli]

Walk backwards and shoot blindly.

That should seriously confuse something that by nature will always kill you with an back attack and dodges anything by predicting your movements.

 

[MortisLegio]

army of ninjas versus my army of vampires

I think I'll win

 

[Nmil-ek]

Clearly take the helm as their glorius leader.

 

[Captain Schpack]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

Yes, take page from the books of the US. Because everything goes so bloody well for them now.

EDIT: I am, in fact, American

 

[Kortney]

Let's be honest. I couldn't even kill one ninja, let alone an army of them. I'd hide or evacuate.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wonder why they would want to invade Kentucky.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

 

[CoverYourHead]

I'd be dead, so... rot? Or, once dead, join the zombie army rising up to claim the world! Yeah... I like the sound of that...

 

[Cabisco]

So? Zombies aren't real. And I did mean REAL ninjas the ones who can't kill you before you know what happened.

...kinda like Batman.

Well then sir i shall remind them that i have ancestors in the royal navy who fucked up pirates for many centuries and thus, they owe me. Also, i reckon if my ancestors could fuck up pirates, i can certainly kill ninjas. As we all know those two are on the same fighting level, at least this is what the internetz has told me

 

[Shawshanker]

Wonder why they would want to invade Kentucky.

They want fried chicken.

...then world domination.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Seeing as they're Ninjas, their weapons and training will be at least a century and a half out of date. The Army with it's tanks, assault rifles and body armour will royally rape them. You ain't stealthy when the thermal imaging cameras of the gunship are looking at you...

 

[I Resurection I]

Here is my senerio walk outside "shwing" cut in half, along with every other person in the State.

 

[blindthrall]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

Interesting, but what would you do in case of zombies?

Weaponize healing spells, then carpet bomb. +9000 nerd points.

 

[blindthrall]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

Fucking A that is awesome!

 

[Shawshanker]

Here is my senerio walk outside "shwing" cut in half, along with every other person in the State.

That's what makes them so deadly. They can kill you at any time.

 

[blindthrall]

I know, right? Five people have died from anthrax since 2001. That only works out to a little more than two deaths per year, but they were all in 2001. It's not as deadly as everyone thinks. You're better off just getting 'em drunk and hoping they die of alcohol poisoning.

But how many of those people got anthrax IN THE EYE?

EDIT: As am I.

 

[Helmet]

assemble the mighty Pirate hordes.

You called? The others are on their way. Pillaging to be done. You understand.