Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[Canadaftw]

GTFO, duh, although since they're ningas I doubt I could escape them.

 

[evilninja60]

i'd have to say none of the above i'd already be one of the ninjas

 

[TheFacelessOne]

LEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNKINSSSSSSSS!!!!!1

(Charge in and hope for the best.)

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Where's the "I am a Ninja" option.

Dont tell anyone that, you werent supposed to know...

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

THEY'RE NINJAS! JOIN THEM! That, or die because I can't see them.

 

[maninahat]

I'm not playing this game. I don't even like ninjas. They get way too much screen time, and they don't pull their weight.

 

[ejb626]

Hunker down in my Ninja Survival Shelter basically store all food and water I need for years in a doorless windowless place deep underground, how I'd aquire it? I have no idea somehowe I haven't really thought about The Ninja Appocalypse before.

 

[JonnoStrife]

Summon my Pirate brethren.

 

[Demoncoly]

probably piss myself... (if i ever figuered out they were after me)

 

[Slayer_2]

Get a gun. Lets see a katana win at a range of 5 meters or more.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

I don't get the whole preoccupation with ninjas and pirates that the internet seems to be abuzz about lately. I find it pretty stupid. (Worse than the whole Chuck Norris schmeel, imo)

I'd never ever want to be like, or even meet a ninja or pirate. Those guys are damn inhumane and have done nothing to warrant such a huge cult following.

 

[historybuff]

Obviously, I would counter by summoning some Spartans.


Or, y'know, buy a gun.

 

[Aqualung]

Well... It's Canada.

...

...Probably just wait until winter and they might leave. I guess Canada wouldn't really do anything.

"Dave! Are those NINJAS?! What the fuck!"
"Oh- huh. Yeah... Hey, coffee?"
"Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks. So... Corner Gas?"
"FUCK YEAH!"
/High-fives go round.

And the ninjas are forgotten.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Train them in the use of modern technology.

I'll have an army of tech-ninjas!
Then take over the world.

[sub]Except France. I'll just destroy France.[/sub]

 

[MR T3D]

i'd be fine, because Conservation Of Ninjitsu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu?from=Main.ConservationOfNinjitsu] would be in effect.

 

[archvile93]

Let the special forces handle it. Highly trained and stealthy swordsman against highly trained stealthy marksmen. I wonder who'd win? And that's not considering armor and air superiority, and altillary batteries.

 

[Caligulove]

How would we know? They'd be shitty ninjas if we ever knew it was happening.

But if we did know, and were being invaded by lame naruto-esque ninjas... probably lots of explosives? I dont know- attack them during one of their monologues?

 

[Pegghead]

I would run as far away as possible.