Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[joshthor]

i eat ninjas for breakfast!...with a side of bacon and eggs, occassionally swapping the bacon out for hashbrowns or toast.

 

[Souplex]

America wouldn't lose to something as pathetic as Ninjas. They rely on stealth, the wussiest of all combat types.

 

[Gingerman]

Let the military take care of them. All ninjas are a bunch of folk wearing pajamas whilst they scout hardly something to fear.

Ah then again we're talking about Hollywood ninjas aren't we? not the real life boring ones? well in that case I'll just tell them what 2 dimensional characters they are and perhaps they should try and get a new writer.

 

[thewerebuffalo]

I'd join the pirates in a counter invasion to repel them

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Smite them with thunderbolts, naturally.

 

[Ben Jamin]

I would die in a spectacular display of acrobatics, smoke, shadows and bladed objects.

 

[Bealzibob]

using my tongue i would crush them all with a giant pyramid UFO...

...or bubble and hearth tbh

 

[Mr.Governor]

Get help from their feared foe:Pirates

 

[wordsmith]

Well we'd never see them, so we'd never know, stuff would start happening and we wouldn't know why. Mass panic would ensue.

Damn, /threaded on the first reply.
But seriously though, you wouldn't wake up and be like "lolwut we've been invaded by ninjas", you'd wake up and be like "lolwut I'm sure I used to have a windpipe".

In all seriousness though, what happens if Ninjas invade Soviet Russia?

 

[Deathsane]

Nothing I can do against ninjas so might as well adopt there ways and become Japanese if possible

 

[iPatrick]

EDIT: Needed a much smaller image.

 

[Awexsome]

They already have taken over! This is exactly the way they want it!

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Saddle up and ride!
I would train to become a CowboySamuraiViking and come back and kill 'em all!

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I know, right? Five people have died from anthrax since 2001. That only works out to a little more than two deaths per year, but they were all in 2001. It's not as deadly as everyone thinks. You're better off just getting 'em drunk and hoping they die of alcohol poisoning.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jLJUQyr41yWnHXoAaZZhFYpo-jQA

Considering that only six people died of it after injecting it into their bloodstream, you're pretty much just proving my point. Especially given how easy it is to die just from doing heroin.

Uh no, you said only 5 people died of it since 2001 and all of them died in 2001, and I just showed you 6 people who died from it less than a week ago.

And besides, there are 3 types of anthrax, skin, lung and gastrointestinal. There is no bloodstream anthrax. These people got it on their skin at the injection site. So they could have just put the needle in and removed it without injecting the heroin and still died of the anthrax. And they had been using a lot of heroin for a long time and never died. Is it just a strange coincidence they died from the anthrax-infected heroin? I think not.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

fucking stab um in the heart

 

[ottenni]

Look at them funny. If they are invading i would take an educated guess that there are lots of them, and by the rule of the ninja the more ninjas the weaker they get.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

a good Paladin should be able to take them.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I'll just surrender. Living in a country of ninjas would be badass and if I don't cooperate then I'll be dead before I know it.

 

[GruntOwner]

Listen to Alestorm and kick their ass. I would then proceed to rebuild the nation with the assistance of all the other Alestorm fans who, when in power, would no doubt make for the most awesome nation in the world. I would obviously NOT be the leader, but I'd still be one of the more favoured citizens.