Poll: What's with the "Pineapple on Pizza" debate?

[hittite]

Pineapple on pizza is delicious when the toppings compliment it, but I can see why people may not like it. Kinda surprised no one mentioned the way it can make the crust soggy, but that's my biggest complaint. Still worth it.

Now let's see how many enemies for life I can make.

Mushrooms - Why not just put dirt on your pizza, it would taste the same.

Sausage - Spice game too strong; overpowers everything else.

Onion - The flavor is fine, but the texture is the worst. And what really kills me is when they mince it up really fine and hide it under the cheese waiting to ambush you and then there's no hope. No possible way to pick off all the pieces. The only thing you can do is give it a viking funeral.

Peppers - If you put peppers on a pizza you are a bad person and should feel bad. If you're the person who tries to insist that you can put peppers on only "your half" of the pizza and my half will be fine you are the actual literal devil and I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Anchovies - Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Tanis]

Racism?!?!? IDK MBFFJ?!?!?!?

I only recently started to enjoy pineapple on pizza but ONLY if it's with ham/Canadian bacon.

Anything else and it just tastes weird.

 

[Saulkar]

For the longest time (earlier this year) I thought I hated pineapple for all my life due to how it ruins pizza. I only discovered recently (earlier this year) that I actually really like fresh pineapple slices!

 

[TelosSupreme]

Sausage - Spice game too strong; overpowers everything else.

Okay, now that's just blasphemy. The only way I eat pizza is pepperoni and sausage. Bacon too at times, but that can veer a bit too much.

Gotta have the meats.

 

[infohippie]

Anchovies - Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Get out. :I


Best pizza topping in the world is extra cheese, pepperoni, ham, fresh tomato, olives, and anchovies. Fight me.

The real weirdos are the people who put barbecue sauce on a pizza instead of tomato. What is wrong with your taste buds!

 

[saphiren]

Pineapple on pizza is delicious when the toppings compliment it, but I can see why people may not like it. Kinda surprised no one mentioned the way it can make the crust soggy, but that's my biggest complaint. Still worth it.

Now let's see how many enemies for life I can make.

Mushrooms - Why not just put dirt on your pizza, it would taste the same.

Sausage - Spice game too strong; overpowers everything else.

Onion - The flavor is fine, but the texture is the worst. And what really kills me is when they mince it up really fine and hide it under the cheese waiting to ambush you and then there's no hope. No possible way to pick off all the pieces. The only thing you can do is give it a viking funeral.

Peppers - If you put peppers on a pizza you are a bad person and should feel bad. If you're the person who tries to insist that you can put peppers on only "your half" of the pizza and my half will be fine you are the actual literal devil and I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Anchovies - Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Mushrooms - goes well with garlic, doesn't try to eat your mouth.

Sausage - use a milder sausage.

Onion - has to be used with other crunchy toppings, like peppers.

Peppers - great with onions and beefy toppings.

Anchovies - Take off and nuke the site from orbit. Twice.

I'm only mildly peeved, up your game!