Poll: What's your defect?

[Mr.Unsmiley]

I have an overactive imagination, I created three game plots in my head in less than an hour. (They were a trilogy but hey, it is still three games.)
I am also really flexible and can almost lick my elbow.
I also have a hard time expressing my true feelings, I can display happines, excitment, anger, and fake sadness(like puppy eyes) but I cannot show true sadness for anyone or affection/love in public.
I have a hard time making friends if that counts.

 

[fulano]

I'm too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts, and I'm too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

 

[vampirekid.13]

chronic depression!

 

[Bat Vader]

Lets see. I am paranoid, low self-esteem and low self-confidence, a lot of self-hatred. A bit obsessive with death that was mostly to scare people away from me in high school though. not many social skills really bad at small talk as well. I also have Arthritis.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Well lets see I'm an overly-critical, cynical, pyromaniac so I suppose that would sum it up.

 

[stubbmann]

I'm so paranoid I thought I saw paranoia listed twice!

 

[superbleeder12]

Of the above, I guess I'm narcissistic, I think I'm smarter than everyone around me.

But to be honest, I have terrible self-esteem.

 

[War Penguin]

Paranoia.
I would go deeper but if I did I would need therapy.
And you would agree.

 

[Skeleon]

I like fire. A lot.
Luckily I can occupy myself with virtual flames instead of burning my furniture.

 

[Gadzooks]

Pyromaniac, I made my own fireworks and explosives for a few years because Australia forbids them for personal use. I burned down my shed. Explosions fascinate me.

A bit addicted to cigarettes (4 a day) and coffee.

Bi-polar or Manic Depressive.

 

[Zosephine]

umm... legitimate mental illness? Off the meds I'm pretty damn death obsessive.

Explosions fascinate me.

It's kind of dangerous to pair the fact that I'm on an antidepressant and want to work with explosives as a career...

 

[The_Echo]

Introverted, and I flinch at the slightest thing, though I'm not sure if that counts into this topic. A bit of a cynic as well, but less so than the previous "defects."

 

[jobobob]

Paranoia kind of because every now and again im affraid to close a window in case i see a random face pop up before i close it.

 

[Omikron009]

I'm a nervous worrier especially when it comes to school, and I suffer from depression. It sucks.

 

[dstryfe]

I chose Kleptomaniac

But I'm also an ex-Pyromaniac and have an Overactive Imagination

also Paranoia, very mild Autism, and a fear of Pitch Blackness which means i have to sleep with a nightlight, even though im 17 XD

Paranoid and afraid of the dark? How do you survive? ...and you can be an ex-pyro? I wasn't aware it was something you could quit...

The closest thing I have to a fear of the dark is my fear of being blind; I can see in the dark (no color, and clearly not as well as most see during the day). Chose overactive imagination. My imagination borders on hallucinations.

All of the options are purely mental (save addiction), yet there aren't any superiority complexes. I tend to think I'm so damned smart, and often let people know that I think I'm smarter than them. It only occurs to me very rarely that I may be wrong.

Also, paranoid is there twice. Kinda makes you wonder...

Edit: Much longer than I had planned, and narcissism is a superiority complex...

 

[Aviator Ombre]

Latex gloves...shudder shudder.

 

[Jitterbug]

I tend to obsess over death quite a bit. So much so that when I was younger I tried to write a book about it, until I realized how cliched and dry the end result would turn out.

Not even that failure can stop my mind from racing though. It isn't out of fear that I concentrate on the subject of death so much; it's simple curiosity. I just wish there was a sane way to explain that to kids without having them spew inferior poetry over Myspace thinking anybody actually cares.