Poll: When was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

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RandomWords

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Any 'girlfriend' doesn't count if you were under the age of twelve and neither do relationships less than a week. My first proper girlfriend was at 14.
 

ICs2Xist

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Still haven't had one. Came close this last school year (at 17 years old). We both liked each other a lot, but before we could really consider ourselves as bf/gf something came up and I had to end it. She's in the best relationship she's ever had now and I'm happy for her, but it's still kinda saddening at times.

As for you guys that started "dating" at 5 years old, you scare me.
 

Layzor

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I like how you've included an "I've never wanted one" option for people who can't face the music.
 

Julianking93

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12 was my very first girlfriend. We "dated" for about 7 months.

Next girlfriend was 14. I won't get into why here but I fucking hate the ***** and hope she dies in a fire.

Haven't dated since.
 

ajemas

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I've never had one, and I don't ever plan on having one. Being in a relationship seems like a nightmare, and I would have to be lobotomized, with a corpus callosotomy thrown in for good measure, before I ever consider getting married or having kids. I can't stand being with other people for extended periods of time, and having to deal with one person whom I would have to keep happy and interested for fear of them cheating on me seems like a huge hastle. People often ask me "So you want to live by yourself and die alone?", to which I respond "Yes. Yes I do."
 

ICs2Xist

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To be honest, I think the pressure to have a gf/bf and even a wife/husband is WAY overblown (just look at the media; every single stinking movie or show from James Bond to Where the Wild Things Are features either a relationship or a desire for one, and, what's worse, both parties always seem to have magically liked each other either the whole time or have fallen in love at the end). In some senses nonsexualism can be harder than homosexualism. This is also a contributor to rushed marriages, leading to divorces. Maybe there's not someone for everyone after all, and if people were a bit more sensitive to that dynamic perhaps there would be a bit less pain in the world.
 

Queen Michael

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What is this girlfriend of which you speak? I have made out with a girl, though. AND a guy.
 

Brandon237

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I was fourteen, sexteen now.

Still togheter.
freudian slip

XD
Damn, Ninja'd. I was gonna say exactly that, I suppose that'll teach me never to go to the bathroom just before making a snarky post...
*Does the ninja victory dance*


Oh yea!
Isn't that a carbon copy of Irridium's avatar? Carbon as in minus the colour here.

And by doing that, you sir, have crossed the line... that I drew... in the sand... with my finger...
LOL

I have no idea.

I just googled 'Ninja dance gif'. It was on the first page......


*wipes ass on sand line*

*regrets doing so*
Oh, it's on now... *Bites thumb at you*

And that sand was extra grainy, Mwahahahahahaha.

Does this count as thread derailment??? *hastily thinks of OT discussion while wiping blood off of thumb*

Ermm, first girlfriend is current girlfriend, yes, 15 is rather late.
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

[insert angry face]

15 is not late dude.

I have never been in a relationship at 20. I don't plan on being in one either. Random, meaningless, drunken rumpy pumpy is much more what I'm made for.
"would the law be on our side if I said yes?"

I'm enjoying Romeo and Juliet way too much...

Okay, well, it's late among most of the people I know anyway. But they are probably a pretty poor control group.
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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first one was was me and a girl named lexie and it hit off at my sisters concert where they played the theme to jarrasic park when we where 5....we played with a fake snowball and we never went on a date but it was good. when i was 12 she said she wasnt my girlfriend and she alwayes loved this black kid from indiana.....SHE NEVER WENT TO INDIANA!? so we fought and she had backup from a girl and i used my younger cousin as back up we circled eachother....i dont remember much but i do remember calling her a whore....and we where doing this in an empty church service area while everybody else...good times....now she is emo i guess....she whears black and purple long socks a black shirt and brown jenes....she dyed her hair purple and whears a purple ski hat....i broke her.