Poll: Where Are You From?

[Jorik]

I'm an American. And as a fierce nationalist, I would love to invade every single one of your piddly countries and grind you under my opressive gas guzzling fat boot heel! Canada? Canada doesn't even have as many people as California, 33 million. WTF is that? Thats not a country thats the size of the crowds at my NASCAR tail gate parties. Americas hat, thats what Canada is. Aussies? The only thing you got going for you is fine chicks that love American dudes! Brits? We beat your asses once we could certainly do it again. . . the rest of you don't even count as people. . .however my poontang of a President forces us to focus on the Middle East, so his already rich oil cronies can get richer, and not focus on spreading our already pervasive infectious culture to more of you backwards uncivilized barbarians. Long Live the American Empire!

Hmmmm. . .perhaps that didn't come across as condescendingly sarcastic enough, I'll work harder on my next poast!

 

[L4Y Duke]

New Zealand ^^

What he said.

 

[redstar alpha]

well i voted other and here is why.

i am from scotland and as all other scots will agree we do not want to be put in whith all those eoropeans because (and there is a real book calle this, although with out the fuck) WE FUCKING INVENTED THE MODERN WORLD the bike, the light bulb, the telophone and of course who could forget penicilin.
yeah we are the best of the best.
we also have the best accente and the best national anthem, it is about kicking the englishes aarses for fecks sake.

so yeah that is why we rule

 

[redstar alpha]

Bonny Scotland, where the wild haggis roll around on the hills and men ride commando-style on the back of the Loch Ness monster to work in the morning. Where they make whiskey, obviously. And shortbread. And mine lots and lots of chromium, according to both history and the native cancer rate.

-Nick

see! see! we are REAL MEN only scotland could go through a cripplingly high rate of cancer,obesitay and drug use and still be full of crazy mother f's

on a side note why the hell is it that every time an american trys to sound scottish they sound more scottish than any one in that i know and i know people from uist(try to find that on a map) who are a bunch of toucter bastereds

 

[implodingMan]

Canada.

Quebecois to be more specific, as its a rather big country.

 

[Mr. Bubbles]

I voted for Other because I've been trying to get the room that I live in declared as a seperate state (or country, if you prefer) from where I currently live.

 

[elffymon]

New Zealand ^^

What he said.

me 3

 

[Quistnix]

Where they make whiskey, obviously.

A shame the Irish do it better. Well, except for the 16 Men of Tain of course ;-)

 

[Piorn]

Am I the only German here?

 

[Sgurd]

Americaland Americaland bla bla bla bla bla bla (forgot the song)

"Hey, take off, yeh hoser."

Five points to whoever can tell me what movie that's from.

Strange Brew. [http://imdb.com/title/tt0086373/]

 

[richy557]

cardiff,wales.

 

[Kemmler0]

Me... South African

3rd world citizen baby... yeah

Oh..... and the next person who refers to Africa as a country in an RE5 post will recieve a cosmic ***** slap.

 

[windfish]

From the USA, frustrated that girls here think that English accents are hot, but not vice-versa. Also confused that everyone in Medieval Europe, according to games and movies, is English. Even if they're from the Holy Roman Empire.

 

[vun]

Norway. And yes, there are plenty of retards here.
Whether or not I am one is more a matter of opinion.

 

[werepossum]

From the USA, frustrated that girls here think that English accents are hot, but not vice-versa. Also confused that everyone in Medieval Europe, according to games and movies, is English. Even if they're from the Holy Roman Empire.

Yes, one thing movies have taught us in the USA is that all foreigners prefer to speak English when no native English-speakers are about. Another is that all foreigners can be represented with an English accent, especially when your audience can't distinguish between England and, say, Estonia.

From the southeast USA myself, twixt the old worn mountains and the once-wild sleepy river.

 

[Iggy Rufflebar]

I'm from wales, it's an ok place to live, if you don't mind being out numbered by sheep that is...

 

[bad rider]

england i put europe though and i think someone must have been drinking too much if they didnt think there would be racist comments on here

 

[bad rider]

i was going to make a list of racitsts but god damn i love tophats and tea too much

 

[LTT3RR0R]

I'm American and I agree about 1% of the population actually knows and cares about what is going on the other 99% are just abunch of drunken idiots

 

[RufusMcLaser]

A shameless Yank. Mind you, I wasn't shameless about it until I'd lived in Europe.