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soren7550

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North America, United States, New York.

Let's see, what do I love about living here?

I live in the greatest place in the world, with the best people in the world. What's to not like?
 

SonOfStayPuft

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SckizoBoy said:
SonOfStayPuft said:
As for Chavs, we have shitloads of them and when we have one of those Gypo fairs on, they all congregate there spending our taxes, and I wish I could go round with a Shotgun picking the Burberry and Argos Jewellery clad morons off one by one.
I'd pay to see that happen!

See, kinda shows how old I'm getting... (fucking 25!!).
When I was younger (i.e. a teenaged whipper-snapper), chavs were the preserve of East Anglia. I'd see them gather in loose mobs drinking diluted piss-water lager, smoking but not inhaling and pretending to grab their crotches (not even doing it properly). In a way, I'm glad I don't see them any more in the neighbourhood I grew up in (London/Essex border)... and now I know why (they've been inflicted on the rest of the country).

However, having said that, since I live in Brighton, they're still a relatively rare sight.
Let's make it happen brother! We'd be an amazing Chav Slaying Duo and nobody would dare tell us to "fuk off dikhed or i'll bang you out rite!" ever again!

I'm 28, so I know how you feel.

Emos are also the new bastard children too in Chorley.A bunch of sheep that all hang around looking moody and all pretending to laugh at pics & videos on their friends phones that we saw about 5 years ago.

We used to call Chavs townies down here.
They still all hang around on Recs and share the same brain cell between 13 of them, and seem to think having a 13 year old girlfriend with a kid named after an Alcopop, and an ASBO are cool.
People swat flies for being annoying and useless, so why not Chavs?
Jeremy Kyle has become an Obi Wan style figure for them.
Although, they still can't grasp the concept of getting dressed properly and can't seem to wear a Baseball Cap properly too.
The funny thing is too, since that Monkey with Downs Syndrome lookalike Dappy, from the godawful N-Dubz started wearing that stupid hat with the Tassles, that resembles something a Dutch Milkmaid would wear, they all started copying him.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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I am an Indian/Pakistani and Mexican guy born and raised in Lusaka, Zambia, Africa (my people are called Khojas, which has a lot of history to it but it basically means an Indian/Pakistani from Africa).

However, I was plucked out and have lived in USA since 2003. Yay...
 

Janktrio

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I'm from Europe (Hungary more specifically) but I live in Canada so, yeah. It's nice in Canada and there's way less snow than people would suspect, well where I live anyway.
 

dicai

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I am in South America, more precisely Argentina. I have mixed feelings about my country, because I'm planning to get a job somewhere else, but I don't think I want to leave my family behind. And I couldn't force myself to bring them along and make them abandon their lifes here.
 

Ilikemilkshake

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Im from England... and i like... our humour...
Been living in Scotland for the past 8 years... and i like... the alcohol :)
 

SckizoBoy

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SonOfStayPuft said:
Let's make it happen brother! We'd be an amazing Chav Slaying Duo and nobody would dare tell us to "fuk off dikhed or i'll bang you out rite!" ever again!

I'm 28, so I know how you feel.

Emos are also the new bastard children too in Chorley.A bunch of sheep that all hang around looking moody and all pretending to laugh at pics & videos on their friends phones that we saw about 5 years ago.

We used to call Chavs townies down here.
They still all hang around on Recs and share the same brain cell between 13 of them, and seem to think having a 13 year old girlfriend with a kid named after an Alcopop, and an ASBO are cool.
People swat flies for being annoying and useless, so why not Chavs?
Jeremy Kyle has become an Obi Wan style figure for them.
Although, they still can't grasp the concept of getting dressed properly and can't seem to wear a Baseball Cap properly too.
The funny thing is too, since that Monkey with Downs Syndrome lookalike Dappy, from the godawful N-Dubz started wearing that stupid hat with the Tassles, that resembles something a Dutch Milkmaid would wear, they all started copying him.
Divide & Conquer!

Let's do this, you can start in the north, I'll wreck some shit in the south, all the while collecting followers as we go. And we can meet up in Coventry with our armies of Anti-chavness... then we'll invade Wales!

Mention of Jeremy Kyle has reminded me of two things:

Worst job ever: the guy who has to pass the DNA results on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Jeremy Hardy taking the piss: (in a Brummie accent) 'Y'see, Jeremy, I am unable to get a job because I have dandruff!'
 

kortin

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North America, U.S., California, Georgia (military kid, move around a lot, but those are where I spent most of my childhood)
 

Stu1701

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North America, USA, Michigan, a few miles north of Detroit.

Bad things about living near Detroit: The weather, the economy, the job market, the weather (I fucking hate Michigan weather!)

Good things about living near Detroit: the Red Wings
 

DEAD34345

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
lunncal said:
England. I like living here because it is inarguably the best country, due to all of the reasons.
Remember that reason? It made England awesome.

OT: England, the North East and best part of the country. There are improvements to be made, but we're still better than every other country. Nobody really accepts us as part of Europe because we're so awesome, we're like our own continent of awesomeness.
Psh, North East? That's alright, but it's no North West. We got Liverpool and Manchester, and uh... extremely high levels of teenage pregnancy. There's nowhere better than here.
 

CynicalChicken

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Ireland. Ulster, to be exact.
I don't love it, but I don't hate it, either. It's dead boring here, and the place is full of skanks. >--- Main reason why I live in the internet.
 

Ravnican

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Jul 19, 2010
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South America. I'm from Buenos Aires, Argentina. It's a good place to live, provided you are at least middle-class and rarely leave your house.
 

JustJuust

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Mar 31, 2011
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I live in British Columbia, Canada
It rains a bit too much for my liking, but it's still quite nice