Let's make it happen brother! We'd be an amazing Chav Slaying Duo and nobody would dare tell us to "fuk off dikhed or i'll bang you out rite!" ever again!SckizoBoy said:I'd pay to see that happen!SonOfStayPuft said:As for Chavs, we have shitloads of them and when we have one of those Gypo fairs on, they all congregate there spending our taxes, and I wish I could go round with a Shotgun picking the Burberry and Argos Jewellery clad morons off one by one.
See, kinda shows how old I'm getting... (fucking 25!!).
When I was younger (i.e. a teenaged whipper-snapper), chavs were the preserve of East Anglia. I'd see them gather in loose mobs drinking diluted piss-water lager, smoking but not inhaling and pretending to grab their crotches (not even doing it properly). In a way, I'm glad I don't see them any more in the neighbourhood I grew up in (London/Essex border)... and now I know why (they've been inflicted on the rest of the country).
However, having said that, since I live in Brighton, they're still a relatively rare sight.
Divide & Conquer!SonOfStayPuft said:Let's make it happen brother! We'd be an amazing Chav Slaying Duo and nobody would dare tell us to "fuk off dikhed or i'll bang you out rite!" ever again!
I'm 28, so I know how you feel.
Emos are also the new bastard children too in Chorley.A bunch of sheep that all hang around looking moody and all pretending to laugh at pics & videos on their friends phones that we saw about 5 years ago.
We used to call Chavs townies down here.
They still all hang around on Recs and share the same brain cell between 13 of them, and seem to think having a 13 year old girlfriend with a kid named after an Alcopop, and an ASBO are cool.
People swat flies for being annoying and useless, so why not Chavs?
Jeremy Kyle has become an Obi Wan style figure for them.
Although, they still can't grasp the concept of getting dressed properly and can't seem to wear a Baseball Cap properly too.
The funny thing is too, since that Monkey with Downs Syndrome lookalike Dappy, from the godawful N-Dubz started wearing that stupid hat with the Tassles, that resembles something a Dutch Milkmaid would wear, they all started copying him.
Psh, North East? That's alright, but it's no North West. We got Liverpool and Manchester, and uh... extremely high levels of teenage pregnancy. There's nowhere better than here.The Unworthy Gentleman said:Remember that reason? It made England awesome.lunncal said:England. I like living here because it is inarguably the best country, due to all of the reasons.
OT: England, the North East and best part of the country. There are improvements to be made, but we're still better than every other country. Nobody really accepts us as part of Europe because we're so awesome, we're like our own continent of awesomeness.