Poll: where would you hide in a zombie apocolypse?

[bindox]

On a platform over the rim of an active volcano with lava bubbling below, a large bullhorn to yell, "Im heeaa! Kill me, I'm heeeaa." (Use Arnold's accent.), and a cow carcass hanging below me to lure them all in do be incinerated.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

All the Alaska people make a good point. Plus there's that woman who's name I can't remember who could protect us from the Zombies. I think I'll go to Alaska too.

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'd go to Walmart, they have everyday low prices. Other people would probably be there too...so I can hide behind them or throw them in the way if they start coming in.

This may be a bit biased but the average wallmart shopper is an arrogent moron and they would all be fighting for leadership and guns within a half hour.

That would just make it better... I mean, we were going to eventually get killed by zombies. Getting shot > getting eaten.\

 

[Red Dragon414]

I vote super target. I mean commmon who doesn't want to smack zombies in the head with nerf guns while rideing the little bikes with the tassles on it?...O just me..well F you guys ill get'em all when i bring down the nerfapocalypse on the zombie horde.

ROTLMAO.. INDEED!! I am with you in your nerfapocalypse..

 

[MBurner 93]

While you all die on earth, I'll watch the world burn from the space station. Don't ask how. Space FTW!

 

[TyeDye75]

The first three are pretty much the same thing

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd stay in my house, haven't you people read the guide?

If I absolutely had to be in public, I'd head to a building supplies store and hide at the top of the enormous shelves. Zombies can't climb, and if they tried, they'd be easy kills. Maybe I'd even build a little hut up there.

 

[jebussaves88]

on a boat, half a mile from shore

 

[reggiejames]

playboy mansion

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well I know my house better than any other place, and have plenty of non-perishables so that makes it a good choice. I will tell you where not to go though, the hospital! Swarming with mis-diagnosed bite victims! If things fell out here then if at all possible get to an off-shore rig. That, or try to hide out in the woods for a bit, thought that has pitfalls of its own.

 

[Kiutu]

Supermarket after stopping by the Katana store. Unlike Dead Rising, the Katana would not break and would be a supurb anti-zombie weapon as they are meant to slice through humans easily unlike Medival European weapons wich were made with armor in mind.

 

[Syphonz]

Considering the rest of the options are highly populated areas, yeah, no... My house will do just fine.

 

[Clirck]

I would ruuuun ! (well driiiive) to Siberia in Russia beacuse there is absolutly nothing at all. Exept nature.

 

[Studoku]

Other- the Chaplaincy centre on the Lancaster Uni Campus.

The doors are difficult to open (heavy pull doors) and there are no windows that zombies could easily get through. It'd also work for raptors.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Supermarket after stopping by the Katana store. Unlike Dead Rising, the Katana would not break and would be a supurb anti-zombie weapon as they are meant to slice through humans easily unlike Medival European weapons wich were made with armor in mind.

Why do people think a Katana is a good weapon for fighting zombies with? It really isn't when you think about it.

The orchard I would live on has these high powered hoses. I could use them to blow back the zombie hordes. Wouldn't have to get near the zombies either.

 

[ultimateownage]

I'll do what that ***** vampire told him to do in I am legend and go live in the mountains, somewhere no one would go where you could live in the wild, make a hut and hunt for food.

in order of effectiveness:

Oil rig
Prison
School
Apartment block.

The supermarket/ mall would function a lot like it did before, only it would be human meats on display and the shoppers would be zombies.

and a private residence is the dumbest place you can hide. Stay the fuck out of cities if you can.

A prison? Wide open spaces, a few jail cells and a shit load of zombies would be there, half of them infected prisoners and half of them sent to prison before people realised they where zombies. I thought about a school but it wouldn't have enough resources, same with the oil rig (I would imagine.) and wouldn't an apartment block be in a city?

*EDIT* In communist Russia zombies are eaten by you.