Poll: Which Circle of Hell do You Belong?

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geldonyetich

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I see the devil is getting lazy with his tricking people into signing infernal contracts. Honestly, an Internet poll? What ever happened to signing a contract in your own blood? Is there no sense of craftsmanship these days?
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

*Cough Cough* Ummm don't ask....
 

azncutthroat

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IdealistCommi said:
azncutthroat said:
Damn me to heaven if I'm going to hell alone! Hi, roommates!!
*Flicks back ear*
DON'T FORGET ME!
Gawd, this will be some fun moments eternities.
Fixed. Just so you know, I got dibs on the Iron Maiden for the first few centuries. You're going to make due with the Rack.


geldonyetich said:
I see the devil is getting lazy with his tricking people into signing infernal contracts. Honestly, an Internet poll? What ever happened to signing a contract in your own blood? Is there no sense of craftsmanship these days?
Well, it was either this or natural male enhancements...
 

ShadowKatt

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According to Cutthroats quiz, Violence. Two more and I can replace the big baddie himself.
 

squidbuddy99

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nightwolf667 said:
Btw, why did you include Fraud and Treason as the same circle? There are only three people in Treason's circle according to the poem. (I have not played the game.) There are a lot of people in Fraud's. :/
Actually it's because there was no room left for both :p
 

RedDeadFred

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Well, at least if I'm wrong and there really is a god, I'll be going to the lowest level.
 

DSEZ

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limbo or wrath and violence

limbo because im trying to get into christian religon but i just cant get my mind around it
wrath because i am a very angry and vengeful person
violence because i have been violent against others and myself before
 

HT_Black

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CloggedDonkey said:
HT_Black said:
I've always been a puragtory sort of guy: I believe in the Father, son and Holy ghost (and all derivitives or combinations thereof), I don't do roundheeled rolls in the hay, don't stuff myself on general principle, abjectly loath materialism of any kind, don't believe in violence of any sort (with the tentatively possible exception of psychological violence, and nonlethal self-defense, but that's a different question altogether), and despise liars and traitors more than any other type of person I can name.

If I was forced to pick, I might say 'Wrath', for aforementioned qualms on violence.

Interestingly enough, despite all that AND the fact that I live in deep Alabama, I wholeheartedly support Barack Obama and Objectivism (Marxism does in a pinch).
dear lord crap(I needed something else), that is the single most surprising thins I've heard all day.
What's so surprising? The notion of a (more or less) by-the-book Christian on the Escapist or the idea of one who isn't a right wing nutjob? Pardon me, but I really can't tell.
 

zelda2fanboy

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You think they play the limbo song in limbo? Endlessly? It would be impossible to beat an unbaptized baby in a game of limbo.
 

Grimheart

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azncutthroat said:
According to this quiz [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv], I'm in the 6th level:

"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Sounds like my kinda place. Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company!
I took that quiz after reading a bit of the Divine comedy and thats exactly where i found myself. The first time i took the quiz was a long time ago and after hearing about the game coming out and i still found myself in that level of hell. Looks like heretics never change XD
 

Amberella

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According to that quiz: I am Level 7.

"Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level."

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
 

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azncutthroat said:
According to this quiz [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv], I'm in the 6th level:

"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Sounds like my kinda place. Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company!

took that quiz. Apparently I'll be joining you in Dis my friend. I'll bring the ribs, you bring some beers.