W40K Imperial Guard.
They are magnets for everything bad.
I'm all for the glory, but I'd rather not die pointlessly. :|
They are magnets for everything bad.
I'm all for the glory, but I'd rather not die pointlessly. :|
Poll: Which Fictitious Foot Soldier Would it Suck to be the Most?
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The Foot Soldiers from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Ninjas going up against 4 mutated turtles that know ninjutsu. I'd probably run like a coward in that situation.
Oh right, and the Halo grunts. Who'd win? A squad of chimp/dog hybrids going up against a 7 foot tall supersoldier with the ability to jump 20 feet in the air?
Oh right, and the Halo grunts. Who'd win? A squad of chimp/dog hybrids going up against a 7 foot tall supersoldier with the ability to jump 20 feet in the air?
Out of your choices I chose the Imperial Guardsmen. However, now for something that isn't in the poll. A Terran Marine from StarCraft.
The description for the Medic unit states that they increase the battlefield life expectancy of a Terran Marine to over nine seconds. Which basically means that without a medic it's under nine seconds. Seriously, like, wow.
The description for the Medic unit states that they increase the battlefield life expectancy of a Terran Marine to over nine seconds. Which basically means that without a medic it's under nine seconds. Seriously, like, wow.
Also, you just made my fucking day.WanderFreak said:Stormtrooper
*Just then, on level 725*
Stormtrooper Jim: So, did you hear, the rebels are attacking.
Stormtrooper Steve: No way, when did this happen?
Jim: It's happening now man, up on level twelve.
Steve: Now see this is what I'm talking about, the good stuff always happens up top.
Jim: Prison escape on level 21, lightsaber duel on 19.
Steve: That thing with the wampa on 5.
Jim: That thing with the wampa on 5.
Steve: So do you think--
*Just then*
Han Solo: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
*But wait*
Steve: --could they?
Jim: Oh please, it's no bigger than a womp rat.
Steve: I guess... is my helmet filter broken again, or is the floor shaking?
You could not have come up with that. Its too much epic. It boroke down my grammar.WanderFreak said:Stormtrooper
*Just then, on level 725*
Stormtrooper Jim: So, did you hear, the rebels are attacking.
Stormtrooper Steve: No way, when did this happen?
Jim: It's happening now man, up on level twelve.
Steve: Now see this is what I'm talking about, the good stuff always happens up top.
Jim: Prison escape on level 21, lightsaber duel on 19.
Steve: That thing with the wampa on 5.
Jim: That thing with the wampa on 5.
Steve: So do you think--
*Just then*
Han Solo: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
*But wait*
Steve: --could they?
Jim: Oh please, it's no bigger than a womp rat.
Steve: I guess... is my helmet filter broken again, or is the floor shaking?
Imperial Guardsmen, hands down. Granted, the Starship Troopers are well fucked, as are the Colonial marines in terms of horrible-death-by-aliens. But just take a look at the average Dark Eldar arsenal and a Chestburster suddenly doesn't sound too bad...
Dude... Red Shirt.
Or a Mook.
Um, I chose Stormtrooper because they couldn't shoot a flying elephant.
I am so sorry.
Or a Mook.
Um, I chose Stormtrooper because they couldn't shoot a flying elephant.
I am so sorry.
Imperial Guardsmen easily. Here are your options:
Suicidally charge either:
-chaos (prepare to be ritually sacrificed if not gunned down and mutilated)
-tyranids (aliens)
-orks (anything horrible, potentially pulled apart)
-Eldar (killed by ice shards, most likely not going to kill you but let you horribly bleed out)
-Dark eldar (be afraid, a race which enjoys torture, think sci-fi Drows)
Or
Not charge and have:
-commissar shoot you
-sergeant/officer shoot you
-Your own psycher blowing apart (you included)
-Your own psycher turning into a warp creature/summoning one in and tearing you apart
-Have an allied space marine cave your head in as he is trying to charge forward
Meanwhile simply traveling to the battle can have you being pulled apart by demons in the warp and executed by the commissar for very little reason required.
Yea a guardsmen is not going to last long, not to mention their primary armament is a...flashlight.
Suicidally charge either:
-chaos (prepare to be ritually sacrificed if not gunned down and mutilated)
-tyranids (aliens)
-orks (anything horrible, potentially pulled apart)
-Eldar (killed by ice shards, most likely not going to kill you but let you horribly bleed out)
-Dark eldar (be afraid, a race which enjoys torture, think sci-fi Drows)
Or
Not charge and have:
-commissar shoot you
-sergeant/officer shoot you
-Your own psycher blowing apart (you included)
-Your own psycher turning into a warp creature/summoning one in and tearing you apart
-Have an allied space marine cave your head in as he is trying to charge forward
Meanwhile simply traveling to the battle can have you being pulled apart by demons in the warp and executed by the commissar for very little reason required.
Yea a guardsmen is not going to last long, not to mention their primary armament is a...flashlight.
I can't believe no one has mentioned the soliders from Futurama yet, the ones where Zapf Branigan sent wave after wave of them against Killbots so they reached their pre-kill limit!
I would not like to be a Halo Grunt, unless the Master Chief was around. I'd stick soooo close to him then, maybe, if I was lucky, he could come up against some weiners and make them run away! Haha! Die weiners!
I would not like to be a Halo Grunt, unless the Master Chief was around. I'd stick soooo close to him then, maybe, if I was lucky, he could come up against some weiners and make them run away! Haha! Die weiners!
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I actually won a skirmish by conscript whoring, it totally (possibly) worksgRiM_rEaPeRsco said:
actually who the hell are the tactics generals from 40k?
"ok we have titans, exterminatus, massive battle cruisers, endless supplies of tanks.... so lets just send basically untrained, pathetically armoured men armed with laser pointers against an army of green brick shithouses/ giganic alien killing ,macines/ evil superhumans in power armour etc"
why cant they just exterminatus enemy planets and their largest battle cruisers
"ok we have titans, exterminatus, massive battle cruisers, endless supplies of tanks.... so lets just send basically untrained, pathetically armoured men armed with laser pointers against an army of green brick shithouses/ giganic alien killing ,macines/ evil superhumans in power armour etc"
why cant they just exterminatus enemy planets and their largest battle cruisers
Space Marines from Warhammer 40,000. You can't drink, you can't screw, you can't so much as have a modicum of fun, you've got no chance of surviving (you fight until you die), all your armour and superior training is rendered worthles the minute someone so much as aims a large cannon or plasma weapon in your direction, you're always outnumbered, most often outgunned, your armour is usually a stupidly bright blue colour, and, to top it off, you're commander is usually only twelves years old.
Grunts
Unless you are on legendary, they hardly even shoot, and when you get close they just run away
Unless you are on legendary, they hardly even shoot, and when you get close they just run away