Poll: Which God is the best God?

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Mad World said:
I'm Christian, so I'm obviously going to go with Yahweh; only one I believe in. Out of curiosity, how many of the ones listed are supposedly omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent (or any combination of)?
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In terms of power, Yahweh all the way.

Next in line would probably be Illuvatar, the god of Lord of the Rings. Of course, Tolkien modeled him after Yahweh, so its only natural that he'd be all of the things you described. However, being a christian, if you asked Tolkien who was more powerful, he'd probably have a heart attack before answering Yahweh.

Next I'm tempted to say HP lovecrafts Azathoth, since it's a powerful cosmic entity. However, Lovecraft called it the Blind Idiot God for a reason, and its easily manipulated by its own creations, which keep it asleep. Long story short, it doesn't have the power of brains of Yahweh.

After that its kind of a tossup. To my knowledge the other gods can all be defeated, and Thor actually gets killed. I added Haruhi as a bit of a joke, but I'm happy to see her doing so well in the poll. Apparently Thors greatest rival is a sixteen year old girl.

 
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Mad World said:
I'm Christian, so I'm obviously going to go with Yahweh; only one I believe in. Out of curiosity, how many of the ones listed are supposedly omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent (or any combination of)?
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Just two I believe: Yahweh and Illuvatar. But then Illuvatar kind of is Yahweh. After all Tolkien was a devout Catholic and really just put God into his world with another name.

I guess the separate events of Arda's history, and the whole music of the Ainur thing, is different enough to count as separate for this list though.

As a Tolkien fan I guess I'll vote Illuvatar. Thor is fun but he's kind of a silly god.
 
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Illuvatar is pretty cool. He made the earth round so that men could never again go to the other continent. Instead, he created a bridge that only elves could find.
 
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Jesus said he would get rid of the wicked. Thor said he would rid to the world of the frost giants. I don't see any Frost giants.

By the way are we talking about the old old version of Yahweh? The one who was pretty much just Ares for the Jews? Or the retconed OP one?
 
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There is the official God of the Republican Party




And the official god of the Democratic party

 
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As a Christian I'm kinda obliged to side with my chosen deity here, so Yahweh all the way if you please!
 
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Which god is the best god?

ME! XD
 
Parasondox

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The one between a woman's legs.

*drops mic*

Ladies and gents, my first sexist comment :D. I am learning.
 
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As a Christian, there is only one god I believe in who also died for our sins:
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Well in a thread like this, there is really only 1 way for me to answer.
KNEEL HERETICS! LEST THE EMPEROR JUDGE YE UNWORTHY!
ONLY HE CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM THE CORRUPTION OF CHAOS!
/largeham
 
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Fox12 said:
Sorry, but we only recognize real religions here.
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Isn't that something of a contradiction in terms?

Anyway, the best God is the sun, since it's their, it's provable and it's keeping us all alive!
 
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