Poll: Which God is the best God?

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Fox12

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Shadow flame master said:
Evil Smurf said:
Kanye West, obviously. Duh.
Yeezus 5eva! He rapped for your sins!

OT: How about the god of the wired: Iwakura Lain.

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Indeed, one must acknowledge the holy trinity of Lain, Lain, and Lain. For though they separate, they are also one. And at least one of them likes to party.
 

tilmoph

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The Q are not on this poll. This vote is a shame. LET Q DEBATE! LET Q DEBATE! LET Q oh screw it, he'd probably just get bored and turn the whole thing into karaoke night where every missed note messed with a universal constant or something.
 

Tayh

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I'm gonna go with the one and only, the Allfather, the One-Eye, the wisest of all... Odin!
 

Worgen

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Princess Celestia.



I am offended that she isn't on your list.
 

kommando367

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Tzeentch, the lord of change, sorcery, fate, plots, schemes, knowledge, and comprehension is the most interesting to me.

It is basically unpredictability and manipulation incarnate and I also like the design of the Lord of Change greater daemons.
 

the_dramatica

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Really? The best god?

Things like the chaos gods, norse gods and greek gods are pretty damned weak, having to manually deal with mortals.

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Yahweh could be fairly weak because he will at some point have to manually fight demons (fallen angels) at the gates of heaven, a guran lagen mech may be more powerful than that
 

Zipa

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Khorne is the only choice. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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Azathoth, for it is the only God that could exist. It doesn't mean well, it doesn't mean evil. It will not judge, will not intervene, and will not care or understand, for it lacks all consciousness and perception of the emptiness surrounding it.
 

Random Fella

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Who the heck is Haruhi Suzimiya?
Sounds like some god of the weeaboos.

OT: "Man proposes, God disposes."
 

Xeros

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Fox12 said:
Azathoth, since it's a powerful cosmic entity. However, Lovecraft called it the Blind Idiot God for a reason, and its easily manipulated by its own creations, which keep it asleep. Long story short, it doesn't have the power of brains of Yahweh.
Ihateregistering1 said:
I'm noticing a distinct lack of Azathoth faith on this thread.

Look, I'm not saying that when the Dead Gods return, you're all going to perish in a hell of tentacles and teeth, but...ok I am saying that. You should probably jump on the Eldritch bandwagon time now.
I would say Azathoth, as he is the most powerful of the Outer Gods, but I'm gonna have to throw my hat in for Yog-Sothoth. He's just as much of a cosmic powerhouse, but with omniscience and wisdom to back it up. I would think wisdom far outweighs madness.
 

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(over the sound of swarming flies and putrid fluids spilling onto the floor, a strained and guttural voice reverberates within the room)

Grandfather Nurgle respects your poll *wheeze* He sends gifts of rot, pestilence and... *gurgle* decay for your pleasure *urp* Nurgle loves all even when they do not love him *gasp*

Relish in your slow demise... praise Nurgle!
 

thoughtwrangler

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Glad to see support for Illuvatar, Thor and Azathoth. Haruhi's support is somewhat disconcerting, but nowhere near so as the actual support garnered by Zeus and Yahweh outside of forum-land. Though Zeus isn't quite as popular as he once...
 

KissingSunlight

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Oh, no! This has never been a question that have started wars or any other atrocities. The only correct answer to this question is...


The world would be a better place if people just kept religion as a personal faith. Rather than try to convert the whole world to their belief.

On a lighter note, this thread reminded me of a cool song by The Vaselines.