Poll: Which of these villians would you rather fight?

[foxlovingfreak]

Boweser becuause despite how many times he has apperad as a boss he always has a new bag of tricks up his sleeve to keep to fight intersting. The only boweser fight in itself that has been resued ( as to my knoweldge) is the classic run to the other side of the bridge grab the axe (Or switch in New super mario brothers) and watch him fall into the lava.

 

[tomtom94]

Bowser... All of the other characters are either made to beat you senseless or can use guns... Sure bowser spits fire, but once you run behind him and grab the tail... hee hee hee

You been working out? He's going to weigh a ton. Try spinning him around without putting out your back or pulling a muscle.

OT: Voldemort because he remains the only villain to have been defeated by love.

 

[USSR]

GLaDoS.
Seems the easiest.. Takes her like 10-15 minutes to fire a damn rocket.

Won't the deadly neurotoxins kill you by then?

Considering it takes her 5 minutes to spread them and 1-2 minutes to kill her, most certainly not.

According to fighting her, whenever I win I shall be thrown into the heavens, knocked unconscious, and lay on street pavement for an extended period of time until a sequel is released.

Pretty easy going, if you ask me.

 

[Riddle78]

Andrew Ryan. See this sweat on my brow? IT IS MINE! I CREATED IT WHEN I BEAT THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF THAT MAN!
Exactly how I'd do it:
He's inexperienced at combat. Parry the club,wrap my arm around his and squeeze,thus breaking every bone in it.With the arms still entwines,I spin around to aggravate the injury,thus disabling him FURTHER.I'd position my foot during the toss to trip him up.While he's on the ground,I'd pick up the club and use it to cave in his cranial cavity.
If I had to REMAIN unarmed,I'd simply punch his throat in for the last two steps or grab him by the eye sockets and nose and repeatedly bash the back of his skull off the STEEL FLOOR.
I think I know too many ways to effectively kill a man...

 

[Soxafloppin]

M.Bison, I'd just jumpkick my way to victory.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'm going with Voldemort... He's the one I think I'd have the most chance of beating...

 

[EboMan7x]

I have to assume that Dimitri is the only normal human being.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm assuming GLaDoS would come with the Portal Gun. At least I'd have fun inevitably dying.

 

[Hollock]

Voldemort because he's a dorkestra and magic isn't real, so he's crazy and stupid.

 

[Oinodaemon]

I picked Voldemort, i dont think he could take a punch to the nose...btw, why are all those kids too puss to use avra kadavra or whatever? I was watching #4 with my wife the other day, and theres that scene in the graveyard...i dunno, if i were harry potter i'd just start blasting those death eaters, fuck rules when your life is on the line...

 

[SpiderHam666]

GLaDoS How do you win? Unplug her.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

The thing that bugged me about Voldemort was that those wands had to be aimed and didn't have sights, so the effective range on any of those spells must have been pretty lame, about what you'd get firing a shotgun slug from the hip.

One muggle or Muggle Studies geek with an SMLE Mk 3, one round and zeroed sights and it's all over for him.

If I'd been in that world I'd have tried accio patronum to get a sword and shield or a naginata for the dementors as well.

Then again, it would probably have been read as "light-sabre" by a lot of fans, wouldn't it?

OT: not a clue. One that gives me time to get away and get a weapon or ... actually, if you step in past his wand, grab his wrist and flip him onto his back, V's not much more dangerous than a vol-au-vent, really. Wand up nostril and push ...

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Voldemort. Then maybe I'd have a chance at killing Harry as well.

 

[Trivun]

It's okay Andrew Ryan will just demand I kill him.

Easy win!

Pretty much this. A man chooses, a slave obeys, after all!

(In a sexy Irish accent) "Would you kindly kill the son of a ***** for me?"

 

[shale1157]

Voldemort. Easy.

Pussy out, hide, then sneak up behind him.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I picked Andrew Ryan, although the only feature of him I really liked were the occasional times he speaks to you over the radio in his typical sneery manner. Beating him to death with a golf club at his command was slightly anticlimatic.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Andrew Ryan, he only has a golf club.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Bowser... All of the other characters are either made to beat you senseless or can use guns... Sure bowser spits fire, but once you run behind him and grab the tail... hee hee hee

You been working out? He's going to weigh a ton. Try spinning him around without putting out your back or pulling a muscle.

OT: Voldemort because he remains the only villain to have been defeated by love.

I figure I'll do find since I can just push him down a hill and watch him roll al the way down...

True, and you'd just have to shoot voldemort... Nothing every said that majic stops bullets... I mean... I can understand the british fearing voldemort because of their laws against guns, but throw him in America and he's fucked