Poll: Which Villain would you be?

[Smeggs]

I'd probably first attempt to change the world, then say, "Screw it," and go toward money and having it made.

From there I'd use my money to slowly gain power and eventually take over the world.

From there, the undoubted attempts on my life would eventually drive me insane and out of paranoia I would command random groups of innocents be slaughtered on international television as a show of dominance.

Then eventually when my men would turn on me I'd launch all of the world's nuclear warheads and destroy everything I had built, just to watch them all burn for their treason against their once-mighty ruler.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I would be like magneto and Karl Marx rolled into one

 

[Shidira]

Insanity is the type of villain I'd be. A villain who is unpredictable usually makes for the most exciting type. I like the idea of it too.

 

[magter3001]

I'd be the insane one, like the Joker but not because of the Dark Knight... but because of Harley Quinn

 

[Boggelz]

I'd like to do it with class and style. Like the riddler maybe.

 

[LazyGuy55]

I would just be M. Bison.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

either Insane in the cocaine-brain-spain-acacia strain-lane-mane-pane-pain-explain-train-vain-vein-hein(ous)-humongous-mundungus (fletcher)-watcher-botcher-butcher-baker-candlestick maker.
did you have fun with rhymery children? good. OH YES, the sentence! i was doing a sentence!
OR vengeful with a chance of bears (Feed Dump, woo).
and maybe some Weekend at See-The-World-Bernie's.

squirrels hugging potatoes are my henchmen. my techniques involve caring, love, Canada and impaling.
the position of right-hand-man/conscience/missionary is still open. perks include not being impaled, and freshly baked apple pies, made by grandmothers under the threat of brutal murder.

also, all hats except trilbies will be banned, trilby-wearing is mandatory for everyone except pregnant men and owls (all other animals have to. even ants. especially ants!), children will be regularly taken to fun-centration camps and basically fuck lawyers. they make me sad and when i get sad i want to split heads like grapes. red grapes. not green grapes. i like to peel their skins off and eat them slowly in front of the skinless grape. what was i talking about?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

I just want to watch the world burn.

Spoiler

 

[Supah]

Insanity
I got all the twisted fucked up things I need to be evil trapped in the depraved corners of my mind. I just keep it under wraps.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'd be the kind who ascends to godhood and screws with the very fabric of reality for my own amusement.

Basically, I say "Your mother is a sandwich," and so she is.

 

[Supah]

I'd be the kind who ascends to godhood and screws with the very fabric of reality for my own amusement.

Basically, I say "Your mother is a sandwich," and so she is.

But your mother was always a sandwich. Its kind of a long story son, maybe you should sit down.

 

[Monkeybald]

I would like to see the world burn. Maybe have the moon crash into the earth, like in GL.
If anything, the sight of it would be pretty awesome!

 

[Coldster]

I would be like "The Riddler" or "Discord"; creating chaos for the ones they target and devising elaborate schemes to acquire whatever I need.

 

[Drakmorg]

Just out for Fun here.
If I have the power to do something like drive a steamroller through a crowded grocery for shits and giggles, why not?

 

[mikeybuthge]

Whichever one helps me get rid of all those MTV shows... but then am I really evil?

 

[BristolBerserker]

I would first conquer it then watch it burn then move on to another planet to continue my crusade against existence. Aided by my smoking hot harem of extremely gorgeous and buxom women. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

 

[TingaWinga]

FUN! it will be fun, and I'm not insane everyone else is insane!! I'm the only sane person on the planet!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I'm afraid it would be the world burning shenanigans I'm far too lazy to take stuff over and hold onto it.

Chaos is much more fun and so much less effort.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

There is only one right answer:

Spoiler: Spoilers for Season 3 of Dr. Who...Oh yes.

And that's all there is to say, really.