Aw, I can't pick option three? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Megami_Tensei]
Well... In that case, Pokemon, just because I'd fuck everything up. "I challenge you to a fight," exclaims the random guy. "Alright," I respond, punching him in the face.
"Dude! What was that for?!"
"You challenged me to a fight."
"But... I meant... What?!"
(I just noticed I have not gone a single post today without saying the word "fuck." Why is there no badge for that? Most of the other badges are piss easy to get, too!)