Poll: Who is awesomer, Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris.
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"We used to stack shit like you five feet high in Korea" - Clint Eastwood, age 78.
That line gave me shivers. Chuck Norris is only awesome cause of the jokes, which are old and unfunny now.
Victory easily goes to Clint Eastwood.
That line gave me shivers. Chuck Norris is only awesome cause of the jokes, which are old and unfunny now.
Victory easily goes to Clint Eastwood.
And what a wonderful beat down that was, aaaah memories!TheRightToArmBears said:
Clint Eastwood man, he's the original badass! He was in some of my favorite movies and he's a great director. Chuck Norris was in shitty movies and that godawful TV show.
He's not just a joke. He's about a million. All of which I'n sick of.mrmostlymittens said:
OT: Both of them lose to Saxton Hale. What? We have to choose one of the options? Ok fine, then Clint.
Chuck, duh. Did you know he's so fast he once ran round the world and punched himself in the back of the head?
Clint Eastwood is a true bad ass and a much better actor than Chuck Norris is. Besides Clint Eastwood's characters in all of his movies are just so awesome it just oozes manliness, just watch the Dollars Trilogy or the Dirty Harry movies and try to tell me Clint wasn't amazing in those movies. I can't say that I have always enjoyed every single one of Chuck Norris' movies on the other hand.
Filmically? Norris films are boring except for the one time he fought Bruce Lee, Eastwood is a badass in every single role, even as a pensioner space cowboy.
Personally? Again, Clint is a badass. Actor, director, has his own production company and makes music for his films together with his son. Chuck writes a column in a newspaper and is otherwise a Republican conservatist and a religious nutjob supporting a campaign for creationism over evolution.
Oh yeah, this is difficult.
Personally? Again, Clint is a badass. Actor, director, has his own production company and makes music for his films together with his son. Chuck writes a column in a newspaper and is otherwise a Republican conservatist and a religious nutjob supporting a campaign for creationism over evolution.
Oh yeah, this is difficult.
One could punch God in the face and has killed both banditos and nazis, the other has a beard...
Plus: "Get Off My Lawn!"
"Go Ahead, Make My Day."
and finally,
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
I would say nuff said, but to summarize I will say that I've never really left a Chuck movie feeling satisfied whereas I leave almost every Clint film super-satisfied.
Plus: "Get Off My Lawn!"
"Go Ahead, Make My Day."
and finally,
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
I would say nuff said, but to summarize I will say that I've never really left a Chuck movie feeling satisfied whereas I leave almost every Clint film super-satisfied.
Clint Eastwood hands down. Chuck Norris is okay, but Clint is a freaking legend.
However, if Bruce Willis were an option...
However, if Bruce Willis were an option...
If we're going to joke around, then Chuck is a god. But the fact is that Chuck Norris jokes are getting old.
If we're having a serious discussion of badassery, then Clint Eastwood beats just about everybody by a mile. Chuck Norris is just some white guy with a beard and some dorky karate kicks. Clint Eastwood, on the other hand, is an amazing actor and director who could probably kick my ass in five seconds. And he's 81 years old.
Not to mention that he practically came out of the womb looking like
Seriously, that man has never looked young. It's like his skin is made out of sun-damaged leather. He is inhumanly tough and grizzled.
If we're having a serious discussion of badassery, then Clint Eastwood beats just about everybody by a mile. Chuck Norris is just some white guy with a beard and some dorky karate kicks. Clint Eastwood, on the other hand, is an amazing actor and director who could probably kick my ass in five seconds. And he's 81 years old.
Not to mention that he practically came out of the womb looking like
Seriously, that man has never looked young. It's like his skin is made out of sun-damaged leather. He is inhumanly tough and grizzled.