Poll: Who is awesomer, Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris.

[Krantos]

Eastwood, no contest. One's a cultural icon, a great director, and the man who made "The Man With No Name" famous.

The other is a running joke.

 

[Waaghpowa]

The guy who made the better movies.

[sub]Obviously Clint...[/sub]

 

[cormacdffy]

Obviously Clint Eastwood. He could star in a film about prancing in a field of sunshine and flowers while wearing a pink frock and still be the most badass fucker under the sun.

Chuck Norris, on the other hand, was in Walker Texas Ranger... that's about all he's got going for him.

 

[Gilbert Estrada]

Definitely Clint. Why? Easy.

Chuck Norris has a trillion lame-ass jokes about how bad-ass he supposedly is.

Every time someone has tried it with Clint, he kills them before they fin

 

[m.zajac]

Clearly..

Spoiler

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Clint Eastwood purely because Chuck Norris hasn't really... done anything.

 

[twistedmic]

I'd have to say Clint Eastwood is more awesome, just from 'Gran Torrino' and 'Unforgiven' alone.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Clint has had a film career for over 50 years

Chuck had a 15 year B-movie career and is currently selling Total Gyms.

 

[twistedmic]

Clint Mother Fucking Eastwood. The mans so bad-ass that when he dies the world will experience a shock wave that sends everyone flying backwards 20 feet, causes the entire world economy to permanently restore itself to the perfect state, destroy all bad actors, politicians, bad game developers, bad film makers, those that would corrupt art to make it a money maker, those that would take noble ideas and weaponize them, and his death would pave the way for the emergence of the God Emperor; the son of the two greatest voices in the world. And this is just 1/4th of the ancient text. The rest has yet to be translated.

Oh yeah its gonna be the shit.

First of all, he will not die. He will Ascend and become a god of Bad-Ass Awesome. He would also cast all shitty games, movies, music and books into the fiery pits of the abyss. The cast of Jersey Shore, Keeping up with the Kardashians and all other similar reality shows will be smote down. George Lucas will lose all of his money, royalties, merchandise rights and properties and will be forced to work as a Wal-Mart greeter for the rest of eternity.

 

[Unfairestsquid]

clint eastwood because he hasn't been turned into a meme yet

 

[ShadowXX6]

Clint Eastwood befriended a squirrel IRL and Chuck Norris is a social conservative.

Obvious choice is Clint Eastwood.

 

[LTAshler]

What. The. F***. Why are people clicking the wrong button? Brain... cannot... comprehend...

 

[Queen Michael]

Clint has been very cool in movies that were very cool. Clint wins.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I wouldn't say Clint Eastwood was awesome. He's been in a bunch of decent or better films in which he does a decent or better job of acting.

On the other hand, Chuck Norris is almost solely remembered for jokes that some people don't realise weren't ever funny.

So Eastwood, definitely.

 

[DexterNorgam]

What. The. F***. Why are people clicking the wrong button? Brain... cannot... comprehend...

Whats not to comprehend? One is a washed up b movie actor selling info-mercial exercise equipment that is a running joke, and the other is an accomplished, oscar nominee (at least cant recall at this hour if he won any) with a 50 year career and Gran Torino under his belt.

Sit down and shut up because you clearly know nothing.

 

[Iron Criterion]

In his movies Clint Eastwood actually earned his badass status whereas Chuck Norris is simply a joke that has been taken too far.

 

[Conza]

This is a joke question right?

Chuck Norris, is a joke.

Clint Eastwood, is one of the most hardcore awesome actors ever created.

That's my 2 cents.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"Awesomer"

I cringed.

OT: Bruce Lee, even if he's not in the options.