Poll: Who is more evil: Coke or Pepsi?

[Cody211282]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

Those pro Islamist conspiracy theorists think Coke gives half of their profits to Israel.

So depending on what side of the fence you sit on......

Also... here in Canada..... Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.... Epix win pepsi..... you know the way to my heart.

So if I'm pro jew I should drink coke?

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Some say Coca-cola is owned by freemasons, some say Pepsi-Co is owned by devil worshippers, some say Starbucks Coffee is owned by malevolent unsanitary midgets who use peeling skin from a hobo's unwiped bum to flavor their lattes. Damn businessmen!

OT: You could go through all "certified" integrity-corruptable news stories maybe to find your corporation the more "publiclly evil", though I imagine this is all in good, mindless fun. Pepsi is more evil because they are negotiating more contracts to serve their beverages in my local pizza-places then Coca-cola is. That's all I can give you.

 

[Muramasa89]

Coke literally destroys your teeth

And so will ANY fizzy drink...

Even then, what are you basing that on? Sure, it's going to be a problem if cola is the ONLY thing you drink, regardless if you brush your teeth. But I guess you never heard of moderation.


I voted Pepsi because I just think it's shit. I don't think either are 'evil'.

 

[Zeema]

I just dont like the coke ad's

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Coke, because their color is red, like the Sith.

 

[kaveradeo]

Pepsi has pepsi one while coke has coke zero... Pepsi is evil for stealing ideas.

 

[Berserker119]

Coke because Pepsi sells Mountain Dew

Flawless logic.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Coke. They are subliminally promoting Cocaine with their actions.

 

[Marter]

Neither? They are both companies that are trying to turn a profit.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Coke, because their color is red, like the Sith.

Funny how it always seems to come down to Red vs. Blue. What's with thoes always being the two conflicting colors?

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Coke, because 8 years ago it was heaven, now the canned soda tastes like its already spoiled.

Coke: They are one of the biggest and most recognizable corporations in the world. They are EVERYWHERE. They buy exclusive rights to EVERYTHING. Right behind 'yes', 'Coca-Cola' or 'Coke' is one of the few words understood in every language.

While they are one of the biggest companies in the world, that makes them evil? At least in other countries the regulation is different so coke keeps the good taste.

In some third world countries there can be bugs in the bottle. But I think that's less Coke, and more the area. No, it doesn't make them evil, it just makes them less trustworthy, and with all the advertising, like whores.

 

[McNinja]

Coke, because they sell Barqs root beer. In case you don't know, Barqs is bsically the worst tasting of all the root beers (A&W, Mugs, etc).

 

[shticks]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

Those pro Islamist conspiracy theorists think Coke gives half of their profits to Israel.

So depending on what side of the fence you sit on......

Also... here in Canada..... Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.... Epix win pepsi..... you know the way to my heart.

So if I'm pro jew I should drink coke?

BINGO!

 

[Cody211282]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

Those pro Islamist conspiracy theorists think Coke gives half of their profits to Israel.

So depending on what side of the fence you sit on......

Also... here in Canada..... Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.... Epix win pepsi..... you know the way to my heart.

So if I'm pro jew I should drink coke?

BINGO!

Well then excuse me, I'm off to by enough coke to arm Israel for the next decade.

 

[shticks]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

Those pro Islamist conspiracy theorists think Coke gives half of their profits to Israel.

So depending on what side of the fence you sit on......

Also... here in Canada..... Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.... Epix win pepsi..... you know the way to my heart.

So if I'm pro jew I should drink coke?

BINGO!

Well then excuse me, I'm off to by enough coke to arm Israel for the next decade.

Queue the contest for most outrageous comments.

Coca Cola: Official Sponsor of the Gaza Strip Blockade

 

[Harlemura]

Coke. Because they have a secret ingredient that I want to know but can't because they won't tell me.
Jerks.

 

[Lucifer dern]

coke:
poisoned a whole countrys water supply
is the only drink allowed to not print all its ingreedents due to a rather scary looking deal with america
employ children to work in there filds which they regualy burn down if crops get desise at a moments notice
coke also famouse for offering people money to only sell there cola many resterants are on this deal!
yeah a girl im trying to get with told me all this stuff so quoting for kodois

 

[Ziggy the wolf]

coke because they have a stronger stranglehold on the soda industry. yea pepsi has mountain dew but coke controls damn near everything else