Poll: Who is more evil: Coke or Pepsi?

[Warforger]

Coke, because 8 years ago it was heaven, now the canned soda tastes like its already spoiled.

Coke: They are one of the biggest and most recognizable corporations in the world. They are EVERYWHERE. They buy exclusive rights to EVERYTHING. Right behind 'yes', 'Coca-Cola' or 'Coke' is one of the few words understood in every language.

While they are one of the biggest companies in the world, that makes them evil? At least in other countries the regulation is different so coke keeps the good taste.

 

[Aceptdtctv]

coke created fanta to sell to the nazis during ww2 so they could get profits from both sides of the conflict.

that said.. coke > pepsi hands down

 

[Fidelias]

Do me a favor and define evil for me real quick, then I'll respond. Oh, and do try to keep 'good' or any of its' forms out of your definition.

Evil in the way that they don't care about people and only about money. That kind of evil.

Oh, that way. Well, might as round up both of them. Then the senators, then governors, and probably the president too.

 

[Scarecrow]

Do me a favor and define evil for me real quick, then I'll respond. Oh, and do try to keep 'good' or any of its' forms out of your definition.

Evil in the way that they don't care about people and only about money. That kind of evil.

Oh, that way. Well, might as round up both of them. Then the senators, then governors, and probably the president too.

Good point sir.

 

[Fidelias]

Do me a favor and define evil for me real quick, then I'll respond. Oh, and do try to keep 'good' or any of its' forms out of your definition.

Evil in the way that they don't care about people and only about money. That kind of evil.

Oh, that way. Well, might as round up both of them. Then the senators, then governors, and probably the president too.

Good point sir.

Thank you, I try.

 

[conflictofinterests]

BOTH OF THEM!
They are BRAINWASHING the MASSES into thinking that the only options are the two of them!!! THEY ARE IN LEAGUE WITH EACH OTHER!!!1

 

[Dags90]

its called coke and rum, not Pepsi and rum. mm.... i can go for some now. i would say Pepsi is more evil because it is not coke.

I had a Jack and Pepsi once, it was awful.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Coke because Pepsi sells Mountain Dew

GO MOUNTAIN DWAH!

How many 6 packs of Dew did you quaff before you posted that?

EDIT:Ahem...
I DON'T GIVE A S--T!!!!!!!!
Anyway, neither of them are evil, just be smart and don't believe everything you hear on the interwebs. Especially conspiracy theorists.

Dude, I really don't know, how many bottles fill the standard IV drip?

 

[spuddaemon]

Pepsi!
They burnt Michael Jackson's hair!

 

[Marmooset]

Coke is more evil, but heroin is more evil than coke. And crack and crystal meth - don't get me started.

 

[Ambi]

*ahem*

According to these sources, the Coca-Cola corporation has been involved in some nasty activities including the murder of union leaders and hogging water resources needed by poor communities. I would not call it a responsible corporation.

http://thezeromovement.org/
http://www.citizen.org/cmep/Water/_bottled_/coke/
http://www.killercoke.org/nl100506.htm
http://www.indiaresource.org/campaigns/coke/

For the above reasons I voted Coke.

I'm not fond of how both Coca-cola and Pepsi promote consumption of unhealthy products and wastefulness. The ingredients in "diet" varieties are controversial, but I'm not sure about the truth behind it. Although I can't ascertain who is right in the debate over the artificial ingredients, I avoid them anyway, and don't buy any diet soft drink also on the principle that it's completely unnecessary because it has zero nutritional or caloric value and is a waste of the bottle or can in which it's packaged.

I believe in having unhealthy things available and taking personal responsibility for what we consume, but I do not endorse these things, and I think that human rights violations and excessive greed should not be tolerated.

 

[Nouw]

Coke made Santa Claus red.

Also, since when did making fizzy drinks make you evil?

 

[Jewrean]

Pepsi, because if Coke were evil then Santa Clause wouldn't sponsor them. Simple really.

Coke invented that version of Santa. They were the ones who decided to make him red. Although you probably already knew this.

My vote is for Coke. Simple reason: The Coca-Cola company simply makes the syrup for their drinks and then sells it to bottling plants that later add water in various regions. Some of the asian countries (and other third-world countries) use forced child labour and slavery to create the Coke and the Coca-Cola company does nothing about it.

Sounds evil to me.

 

[Daipire]

What are you the king of som?

Pepsi, though, as Coke is so much better.

 

[Kiju]

Well, Coke originally had Cocaine in it, so...

 

[Stuntcrab]

Pepsi, Coke has created my favorite drink, Pepsi has not.

Coke literally destroys your teeth
it makes WORMS COME OUT OF PORK

I can never trust coke again

 

[Akalistos]

We all know that big buisness is evil in its own way. But who is more evil? Some say the Coke is owned by freemasons and that Pepsi is owned by a devil cult. Nether is likly true, but just tell me what you think.

Edit: very sorry about my spelling, I'am half asleep.

Edit 2: I have a video of a nutter on Youtube who says that coke is evil:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99OCUMYazfM

I don't know. I love Pepsi, but they at least must sponsor women genocide and mass necrophilia before i switch to coke.

 

[JBGigas]

I. HATE. PEPSI!

It's like drinking someone's sweat.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Pepsi, because if Coke were evil then Santa Clause wouldn't sponsor them. Simple really.

Did you know that coke made that image of santa? They where the ones who made are modern image of him in his red and white suit.

No, I didn't. That is quite interesting. So Coke practically invented the modern Santa Clause.
So in fact you could argue that Coke is one of the most benevolent companies there is.

Its the complete opposite actually... Santa is secretly stealing the souls of all the children that believe in him...