Poll: Who is more evil: Coke or Pepsi?

[Jark212]

Coke, they import massive amounts of coca (Cocaine) leaves making them the worlds largest narco-emprie...

 

[Charli]

Can I have some of whatever it is your smoking?

 

[enzilewulf]

BUY PEPSI NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M A STOCKHOLDER!!!!!
MAKE ME RICH, I COMMAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How haven't I made you rich?

 

[Scarecrow]

Can I have some of whatever it is your smoking?

No, it's my rose petel stash!

 

[Dags90]

I went with Pepsi, mostly because I really don't like Pepsi's flagship product.

 

[DarkRyter]

I don't know, Somking. I really don't know.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Coke. Come on. They used to use Coca leaves to make the cola. Besides, Pepsi>Coke, in terms of flavor.

 

[Talvrae]

Do me a favor and define evil for me real quick, then I'll respond. Oh, and do try to keep 'good' or any of its' forms out of your definition.

Evil in the way that they don't care about people and only about money. That kind of evil.

That's not evil. That's capitalism... it's not good eighter, but sure not evil... If they where trying to poison us it would be evil. But they are not... I like Pepsi better... but seriously what where you smoking. Quit it fast

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

you do realise that they are owned by the same company... so they are both evil.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Pepsi, because if Coke were evil then Santa Clause wouldn't sponsor them. Simple really.

It all makes sense. Give this man a trophy and close this thread.

 

[Angus565]

Kind of off topic but what would happen if you were to combine Coke and Pepsi?

 

[Najos]

Coke is obviously eviler...more evil because they make more money than Pepsi.

 

[Scarecrow]

you do realise that they are owned by the same company... so they are both evil.

I think that you are mistakin. Coke is owned by Coca-Cola and Pepsi is owned by Pepsi-Cola.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pepsi doesn't give its product to Polar bears. Therefore it is more evil.

 

[FalloutForever]

The people who turn coke into pepsi are the evil ones!

 

[Catalyst6]

One sells me Coca-Cola
The other sells me Mountain Dew.

I don't think that they could get much more angelic without making their products free.

 

[shticks]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

Those pro Islamist conspiracy theorists think Coke gives half of their profits to Israel.

So depending on what side of the fence you sit on......

Also... here in Canada..... Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.... Epix win pepsi..... you know the way to my heart.

 

[lacktheknack]

Neither, they sell drinks, how the hell is that a bad thing?

IT EATS YOUR BONES!!! AND TEETH!