Poll: Who is Mysterion? *SPOILER NEW SOUTH PARK EPISODE*

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I say Kenny.

 

[wolf_isthebest]

Its probably Craig but Stan and Wendy are still suspects. Kenny has blonde hair why is he on the poll and leaging ?? Mysterion is shown to have black hair...

 

[ae86gamer]

my favorite scene is with Cartman and Wendy.
"How do you even know Mysterion is a boy."
"Fu**in B*tch."

 

[FallenRainbows]

Normally posting on a forum to say how much I hate the concept being discussed, is usually an act I save for people who try to start religious debates over the Internet,or people who argue over the best T.V show (because the answer is alway Winnie the Pooh), I will add "discussion about south park" to my list immediately followed by an earmark for family guy.
So in short I hate south park, I cant think of any show more Idiotic, juvenile, disturbing, unfunny and just all around bad, while simultaneously relying on shock laughs to cover up bad writing and lack of an original premises. I would rather listen to Dan cook yell in my ear for two hours about awkward situations in urinals, then spend 45 minutes watching a South park episode.
The show makes my blood boil just watching it, fully knowing that 50% of Americas youth are watching it with me, absorbing every line shouted out of the poorly drawn mouths of cartman and his friends. Then after the endeavor is over, I will be assaulted by friends co-workers, roommates and classmates quoting the poorly written dialogue of the show in a nauseating voice thats supposed to resemble cartman.
I loath the show with all of my blackened heart.


But if I was going to guess Id say it was Craig.

You sir. Need to liven up; As to the OP I have no clue as I have not watched south park for almost a year now.

 

[Legion]

Normally posting on a forum to say how much I hate the concept being discussed, is usually an act I save for people who try to start religious debates over the Internet,or people who argue over the best T.V show (because the answer is alway Winnie the Pooh), I will add "discussion about south park" to my list immediately followed by an earmark for family guy.
So in short I hate south park, I cant think of any show more Idiotic, juvenile, disturbing, unfunny and just all around bad, while simultaneously relying on shock laughs to cover up bad writing and lack of an original premises. I would rather listen to Dan cook yell in my ear for two hours about awkward situations in urinals, then spend 45 minutes watching a South park episode.
The show makes my blood boil just watching it, fully knowing that 50% of Americas youth are watching it with me, absorbing every line shouted out of the poorly drawn mouths of cartman and his friends. Then after the endeavor is over, I will be assaulted by friends co-workers, roommates and classmates quoting the poorly written dialogue of the show in a nauseating voice thats supposed to resemble cartman.
I loath the show with all of my blackened heart.


But if I was going to guess Id say it was Craig.

And so you came into this thread why?
I understand how you feel, I can't be bothered with football (meaning real UK football, not the Hand-egg the US plays) and people idolising those overpaid chavs, so.... where am I not posting... in a football forum.
You've clearly watched the show to guess, then taken the time to post on it. I'd have to guess you're trolling.

Indeed he is.

At any rate, the poor dialogue and animation is intentional.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Great parody of Batman and Watchmen and the whole point is it isn't revealed, so it seems to be pointless speculation...

...I still voted Stan though.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Wait, wait... What about the more pressing question here? Who is the coon? I mean, we never got to see him (or her) out of costume. That question has been bugging me so much...

 

[neoman10]

They also said it might be Wendy

 

[DannyDamage]

I voted Kenny. For the same reasons that others have mentioned so far:

-Hood
-Cheap Outfit
-No problem hurting Butters again
-Boredom\nothing better to do
-Ignored Cartman's inquisition at the bus stop

And also to refer to the Michael Jackson episode where Kenny "actually got to do something for a change". I think Trey & Matt like Kenny more than it appears. They use him in some really cool ways and he gets to have all the fun, even if the other boys make out like he's the shittest of them all.

In a way, Kenny has always been the masked hero of the show.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Normally posting on a forum to say how much I hate the concept being discussed, is usually an act I save for people who try to start religious debates over the Internet,or people who argue over the best T.V show (because the answer is alway Winnie the Pooh), I will add "discussion about south park" to my list immediately followed by an earmark for family guy.
So in short I hate south park, I cant think of any show more Idiotic, juvenile, disturbing, unfunny and just all around bad, while simultaneously relying on shock laughs to cover up bad writing and lack of an original premises. I would rather listen to Dan cook yell in my ear for two hours about awkward situations in urinals, then spend 45 minutes watching a South park episode.
The show makes my blood boil just watching it, fully knowing that 50% of Americas youth are watching it with me, absorbing every line shouted out of the poorly drawn mouths of cartman and his friends. Then after the endeavor is over, I will be assaulted by friends co-workers, roommates and classmates quoting the poorly written dialogue of the show in a nauseating voice thats supposed to resemble cartman.
I loath the show with all of my blackened heart.


But if I was going to guess Id say it was Craig.

1. This topic is not to rant about how much you hate South Park. Let us not turn this into a South Park love/hate fest. That's how my Zelda topic [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.92632?page=1] got derailed.
2. South Park is a 1/2 hour (including commercials) program.
3. Seeing as how Mysterion gets arrested at the end of the episode, I would have to say that it is not Stan or Kenny, as they need to be there for other episodes, though one could argue that it could be Kenny, who has a knack for coming back unharmed and unchanged from unfortunate events. I resolve that even Matt and Trey don't know who Mysterion is, but if I had to choose who is most likely...WENDY! She could have somehow practiced in order to have a gravelly voice, and she is the only one who directly confronts Cartman about Mysterion...though she could just have been fighting against sexism.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Well, Wiki says it was Bebe, but I don't trust wiki for things like that, so my vote goes to Clyde.

 

[Eiseman]

A big flopping nomination for "Who the fuck cares."

Anyone who watches South Park?

*raises hand*

 

[Scary_Bob]

Wait, wait... What about the more pressing question here? Who is the coon? I mean, we never got to see him (or her) out of costume. That question has been bugging me so much...

Dude, that's the dumbest question I've heard all day. It was well established by the end of the episode that the Coon was indeed Harvey Fierstein.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Wait, wait... What about the more pressing question here? Who is the coon? I mean, we never got to see him (or her) out of costume. That question has been bugging me so much...

Dude, that's the dumbest question I've heard all day. It was well established by the end of the episode that the Coon was indeed Harvey Fierstein.

Dude, what are you talking about? The Coon was obviously Bruce Vilanch. Duh.

 

[hippo24]

Wow No one can tell that I was joking...no one

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No one....not a single one could detect such things as my references to Winnie the pooh? quoting what the developers have said they wanted to do(bad dialogue, juvenile front, disturbing overtones) , and saying that they're a negative, belittling their writing, when they have one of the largest writing teams for any show, I even came out at the end and made a guess on who it was, which would imply That I do watch the show...

Really? everyones first reaction was that I posted a huge rant saying that Winnie the pooh and Dane cook were better then South Park, just running over the ridiculousness of the statement to post insults to my intelligence?
Good show, and i can guarantee your only rebuttal will be "hardy hardy har" nice co-op out.

Ok sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being facetious, I'm sorry for being mildly esoteric, I'm sorry for having a jocular approach on the subject of south Park.

Happy now?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Wow No one can tell that I was joking...no one

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No one....not a single one could detect such things as my references to Winnie the pooh? quoting what the developers have said they wanted to do(bad dialogue, juvenile front, disturbing overtones) , and saying that they're a negative, belittling their writing, when they have one of the largest writing teams for any show, I even came out at the end and made a guest on who it was, which would imply That I do watch the show...

Really? everyones first reaction was that I posted a huge rant saying that Winnie the pooh and Dane cook were better then South Park, just running over the ridiculousness of the statement to post insults to my intelligence?
Good show, and i can guarantee your only rebuttal will be "hardy hardy har" nice co-op out.

Ok sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being facetious, I'm sorry for being mildly esoteric, I'm sorry for having a jocular approach on the subject of south Park.

Happy now?

I kinda suspected but wasn't sure. That's why I didn't say anything.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Wow No one can tell that I was joking...no one

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No one....not a single one could detect such things as my references to Winnie the pooh? quoting what the developers have said they wanted to do(bad dialogue, juvenile front, disturbing overtones) , and saying that they're a negative, belittling their writing, when they have one of the largest writing teams for any show, I even came out at the end and made a guess on who it was, which would imply That I do watch the show...

Really? everyones first reaction was that I posted a huge rant saying that Winnie the pooh and Dane cook were better then South Park, just running over the ridiculousness of the statement to post insults to my intelligence?
Good show, and i can guarantee your only rebuttal will be "hardy hardy har" nice co-op out.

Ok sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being facetious, I'm sorry for being mildly esoteric, I'm sorry for having a jocular approach on the subject of south Park.

Happy now?

I thought you were using hyperbole, not being sarcastic. Your sarcasm wasn't so subtle as it was impossible to detect in the form of writing. And your response is like George W. Bush jumping out and saying "I'm really a Democrat; look at all the material I've given the satirrists to work with! I was being sarcastic!"

Usually sarcasm is in response to something, as well as short, snappy, and to the point. Your mess of words was just random asshollery that came off as trigger-happy trolling. Even if it was sarcastic it clearly wasn't funny, and as I have said, detracted from the OPs conversation. Learn to either a) follow the prompt, b) put "off-topic" before rants, or c)shut up instead of wasting my time with your failtastic attempts to be funny.

Also, your attacks on us at the beginning and end of your response are not responsible argumentation techniques. Frankly, your response does sound like a cop-out to me.

hippo24: I hate you and your entertainment.
SuperMse: K, but I don't care.
hippo24: Ha, NOOB, I was being sarcastic!

And on the subject of Winnie the Pooh, just what are you trying to say? Hmmmmmmmmmm? Do you wanna mess with a bear and a hyperactive tiger?

 

[Chibz]

Voted Kenny but I'd love it to be Wendy or some other girl from their class.

That would be pretty cool, either way.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I think the point was to poke fun at the show's similar character design...
But my money is on Clyde.