Poll: Who is Mysterion? *SPOILER NEW SOUTH PARK EPISODE*

[Sir Ollie]

Well was gonna say Chuck norris but its Craig

 

[tomorer777]

After I read this, and at the end, Kenny (.. and Kevin !?!?!) be my favourite candidate(s). Yet at the end of the show it just didnt feel like it was anyone in particular. Cartman maybe cant be too sure he knows his foe, even if he did, indeed, know them when he saw them. What if, in fact, it is not one kid... but everyone he ever got on the wrong side of is out for his blood, and maybe even... his soul !?! Kenny, Kevin, Wendy, Craig, Clyde, Tweak, Pip... anyone in the South Park 4th grade. Kyle & Stan might just want to keep out of it and fear for themselves in the face of such fiendish plots. His stupid idea of 'The Coon' (in reference to Pres. B.O. conspiracy & Cartman's wako-mid-west neo-Naziesque insensitivity) was so blatantly outrageous his peers finnaly broke through the sain barrier, and put their minds to the absolute and unevivocal demise of Eric C. Cartman.


Really the point here is... when will he wake up? ... when will he open his eyes and see? ...when will he arise and understand? .... his true nightmare is not a just one Mysterion he can just brush aside with his necrotic spoilt shit-wad aspirations of crap, but actually, ALL ???????

 

[NeedAUserName]

The idea is that it is one of the background characters in the class, that never has any lines, and has a generic face. It isn't supposed to be any named character...

 

[Diablini]

I say Craig.

Yes. Clyde sound too dumb to talk like Mysterion. Kenny's real voice is from another world. So it can be either Stan or Craig. But I say Craig because Cartman and Craig have a vendetta.