Poll: Who is the biggest bastard in Game of Thrones? Season 3 spoilers

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Evil Smurf said:
I think everyone would like this blog morphing Joffry and Justin Beiber Are there any actual bastards in GoT? You know out of wedlock kids.
Jon Snow, Ramsay Snow/Bolton and Gendry are the main ones in the series.

OT: Before Episode 9, I would have said Joffrey. But now I would say Walder Frey or Roose Bolton. Fuckin' dicks.
 

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Ramsey Bolton makes Joffrey look like Mother Teresa.

What he does in Season 3 is just the beginning.


Scary ************.


Also, you're back?!
 

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mrhappy1489 said:
I'm going to go with Tywin Lannister. While Roose Bolton and Walder Frey executed the Red Wedding, Tywin was the mastermind. He gave them protection for what they did and killed off the Northerners without sullying his hands, letting the Frey's cop all the flack. There are a multitude of other reasons why, which I could go into explicit detail about, but for now all I'll say is that Tywin's a **** and I hope he rots in 7 hells for what he did.
And yet I still love the guy ever so much despite being just as big of an asshole. Much of this has likely to do with Charles Dance being a charming son of a *****.

He also carries himself with such a cool collectiveness, like he's earned the right to be who he is because he's just that clever and experienced. He doesn't mince words and always seems to be right on top of things, and you gotta respect that.
 

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I still say Joffery. That kid has got some serious issues.

As for Walder Frey, Robb technically did break his oath about marriage, so he basically lied. And then he paraded her around the whole time like he was proud of it. I call it justice ;P Not that I like the Freys. I just don't like people who go back on their word, make others pay for it (Cat's brother), and then parade their mistake and lie in everyone's face like it's no big deal, just because they think they can.

(My past relationship was awkwardly similar, lul)

Justiceeeeeeee
 

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Eh, I don't hate Joffrey nearly as much as I used to.

He's an ass, but an ineffective, pansy ass for the most part.

I know I should hate Roose Bolton, but something about him makes me like the character. Walder Frey, on the other hand? I hope when he dies, it's painful. Incredibly painful.

So Walder Frey is my pick.
 

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Ramsey Snow.

Joffery's cruel and evil but he's the product of incest, and like they said for the Targaryens, 'When a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin, on one side greatness, on the other madness.' So he has that to blame for him being a twat.

Ramsey on the other hand, he's just in it for the shits and giggles, he genuinely has fun with mutilating, raping, killing, torturing, there's no reason for it, he just likes it.

He's especially worse in the books and I honestly hate him more than Joffery
 

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OldKingClancy said:
Joffery's cruel and evil but he's the product of incest, and like they said for the Targaryens, 'When a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin, on one side greatness, on the other madness.' So he has that to blame for him being a twat.
Being a product of incest doesn't inherently make someone evil. He's also not a Targaryen as far as I know (in that I don't think he has any ancestors from that family. I know he's a Lannister). Most of their family was wiped the fuck out.
 

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Vivi22 said:
OldKingClancy said:
Joffery's cruel and evil but he's the product of incest, and like they said for the Targaryens, 'When a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin, on one side greatness, on the other madness.' So he has that to blame for him being a twat.
Being a product of incest doesn't inherently make someone evil. He's also not a Targaryen as far as I know (in that I don't think he has any ancestors from that family. I know he's a Lannister). Most of their family was wiped the fuck out.
Sorry, should have been more clear. The Targaryen's kept their family within the family, wedding brother/sister, father/daughter, mother/son etc for centuries. That led to the saying. Joffery isn't a Targaryen but his incestuous bloodline follows that same formula.
 

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Ramsay Snow, out of wedlock and figuratively. To quote you-know-who (aDwD)
This creature who makes cloaks from the skins of women has sworn to cut my heart out
And you probably see the other reason in season 4, but not to full extent I reckon.
 

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If I go for general "unlikeness", it's Joffrey hands down. The kid is a psychopath who plays king. He's the Lannister's version of the Mad King. However, if I pick a character who's have a general effect on the plot, Tywin wins hands down. He's the maestro of the recent events in the show.

Although, I'll throw Ramsay Snow a bone for being a sadistic asshole.


Also, there's something about Littlefinger....which my brother, who read the books, have stated that I'm right to be suspicious.

I mean...JUST HEAR THIS SPEECH.

 

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I'm torn between Ramsey and Littlefinger. Ramsey is a fairly obvious choice, considering he hunts women for sport and flays people alive for his own amusement. But Littlefinger... it may not be clear in the show yet, but details about him that are going to surface soon are going to drive him way up on the hatred lists people make. I wish I knew how to include one of those spoiler box things, but I'm fairly sure that the book-readers will know what I mean.

I'm going to go with Ramsey, considering he has the advantage of being an actual bastard. But seriously, keep your eyes on Littlefinger...
 

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Ramsay and Joffrey are both equally bad, they are sadistic. Ramsay has a bit more intelligence but lacks tact. It's funny how Martin makes us hate Theon and then have him replaced by someone worse. It's hard to justify Theon's stupidity though, he's motivated by emotion but lacks Tyrion's skill.

The Mountain is also a sadist with a temper, but you view him as more like a tool than a person (more-so than even his brother).

Tywin and Roose are bad, but they are logical. Which makes it hard to hate them, because they act with reason. As much as I hate betrayal, I can understand why Roose did what he did. Tywin is the worst dad ever, and his treatment of Tyrion is inexcusable.

Cersei lacks intelligence, and is malicious, but she at least has a limit to her maliciousness (when Tyrion isn't concerned).

Frey is an idiot who just wants power and never looks ahead.

I think Littlefinger is the worst, he's malicious, intelligent, sadistic, AND he is motivated by one-sided love.
 

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Show fans will vote for Joffrey, or perhaps Walder Frey/Roose Bolton due to the Red Wedding. It won't be close.

Book fans will most likely vote Ramsay Snow/Bolton.

It's unfortunate that Gregor Clegane was so downplayed in the television series, as he ranks high amongst the most evil characters in the books. While we hear of most of his exploits second hand, he spends most of the first three volumes casually raping, murdering and torturing his way across Westeros. That he does it almost perfunctorily...perhaps because of orders...seems to get him a pass for some reason. He's as bad as they come...by orders of magnitude worse than anyone else on the list not named Ramsay.

HM for "Maester" Qyburn and Vargo Hoat.
 

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Walder Frey is a tempting choice but he is just a puppet. Tywin is another but he at least is a sane person, just cruel when it comes to his hold on things. Ramsay I would just have to say is a sadistic fucker. Cersei and Littlefinger are just kinda there, they have their problems and their own ambitions in the Game but are not that bad. The Mountain just wants to kill people. (though I think you Mean Dog there) The choice really boils down to Roose and Joffery. Roose Because he spit on his oaths for power, and Joffery because well...Joffery.

Had to go with Joffery as despite it being Season 3 in the show and at this point I'm just waiting for the next book to come out. He STILL cut of Ned's head... even though it was Sean Bean and we should have seen that coming.
 

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Haakmed said:
Cersei and Littlefinger are just kinda there, they have their problems and their own ambitions in the Game but are not that bad.
I agree for Cersei maybe, not so much for Littlefinger.

The Lannisters (with the exception of Joffrey) have a sense of honor that usually prevents them from doing stuff that the Mad King did, they need to be pushed to do vile acts. Littlefinger doesn't have that, he requires no push.



Haakmed said:
The Mountain just wants to kill people. (though I think you Mean Dog there)
He means Dog/Hound's brother, Gregor.

The Mountain is a known murderer and rapist who crushed the skull of an infant and stuffed his brother's face in a fire,
Can't remember if killing Aegon was mentioned in the TV series.
 

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Joffery, it's ALWAY Joffery but for a good reason!

If I were to picked the second bastard I more incline to pick Roose Bolten bastard son Ramsay for him tormenting Theon. By all means he should be touture by the standard ways for betraying Robb Stark just cos he had daddy issue but Ramsay meathods is just beyong cruel and sinister!

As for the other on the poll, I kind of liked Tywin but he is a douche toward his children but I can't blame him for all of it (would you be proud of a bitchy daughter and son who were incesting behind your back? Still he should cut Tyrion some slack). Yes Cersei is a ***** and is one of the reasons for the war to happened in the first place but again Tywin is probably be blmed for her upbringing.

Sure Walder was a backstabbing prick but again I'm the type who hold ups his promise eventhought I do agreed making a promise to some Lord daughter who you never seen or met is reasonable to break a promise.

As for the others I don't really have much of an opinion on (don't really know that much about the Mountain other than cutting that horse head off and Littlefinger is one hell of a manipulative guy while still habouring some feeling for the girl he couldn't have).
 

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Ramsay Snow because he is literally a bastard. He is a sadistic asshole, and is the future Joffery.
Joffrey. Always Joffrey. It helps that he literally is a bastard.
Can Queens make bastards?