Poll: Who is the worst comedian?

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Is this thread still going?!
I told you already it's Jimmy Fallon!
He is the worst comedian ever!
I mean, seriously, if you cant keep a straight face during your own joke... you suck!
 

Professor M

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Stephen K Amos and Omid Djalili. We get it, one of them is black and the other is Iranian, but when they both constantly have to fall back on that for jokes then it's weak, it just shows how rubbish they are at comedy.

For favourites, I'm going to go with Ed Byrne, and David Mitchell and Robert Webb depending on what you see them in. David Mitchell is brilliant on any of the various panel shows or quizzes that he appears on, "That Mitchell and Webb Look" was funny at first although now it's meh, and "Peep Show" is amazing.
 

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Dave Chapelle. We get it. You can identify how steriotypical black people and white people do things differently.

I think Dane Cook is alright. He's very hit-and-miss, but with acts rather than jokes. His better routines are pretty fucking funny, but then he'll have acts like vicious circle and whatever the fuck his new one is called that aren't even remotely funny.
 

badgersprite

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That annoying British guy who acts like a twat on cocaine...Hosted the MTV movie awards or something...Has no reason to be famous other than making a spectacle of himself...

What's his name? ...Oh yeah! Russell Brand!

Being a dick doesn't make you funny. It just makes you the joke.
 

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funguy2121 said:
Thoughts on the best are also welcome.
My favorite comedian is Jim Gaffigan. The first time I saw his act I threw up from laughing.
 

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badgersprite said:
That annoying British guy who acts like a twat on cocaine...Hosted the MTV movie awards or something...Has no reason to be famous other than making a spectacle of himself...

What's his name? ...Oh yeah! Russell Brand!

Being a dick doesn't make you funny. It just makes you the joke.
I couldn't remember anyone I didn't like until I read your post, Russel Brand is incredibly talentless when regarding jokes of the funny nature.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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I don't really know of any horribly bad comedians....

But my favourites are Dave Shapelle, RusselL Peters, Stephen K. Amos and Mikey Robbins.
 

SenseOfTumour

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Hmm, I'm not sure, as I've only flicked thru rather than thoroughly reading every page.

Glenn Beck, he's actually a comedian? I mean, I find him hilarious, but only because I thought he was being genuine and actually meant the crap he comes out with on Fox.

As for Larry the Cable Guy, I've got a tough decision to make with him, I've only heard parts of his act, and I'm not sure if he's just bad, or whether I just find his views objectionable, which of course means I'm not going to find him funny.

Many of us here like 'offensive' comedy, such as Frankie Boyle, maybe Larry is a lesser version of that, but coming from a viewpoint we personally don't like, maybe not an awful comedian, just not aimed at us. Just a thought, I'm not defending his material. (In fact, thinking back, I've heard the Blue Collar comedy tour and he's by far the weakest of the four, still, I'm sure I have a point, just about)

In the same vein, from what I've heard of Roy Chubby Brown, sure his material is racist, sexist, derogatory to almost everyone, and packed with offensive language, but I think he's at least writing new material, instead of so many of the 'club comics' who are still using the same gags they wrote 40 years ago about the darkies and how his wife is so fat that...

This time I don't think he's bad, just not a suitable style for an escapist audience.

I thought he was good in The League of Gentlemen too :D

Adam Sandler leaves me cold personally, althought one of my best friends loves his stuff, he has some on CD, and I just don't connect with it.

Andy Parson CAN be quite good, I think he's just struggling against such a high class collection of comedians around him, maybe he's just not in their league, and it makes him look bad. I think part of it comes from his radio comedy background, which generally aims for a gentler feel, and just has to be amusing, not 'I'm going to have a seizure' funny.

I personally enjoy almost all comedy, from Tony Hancock thru to now. Some of my favourites have been Eddie Izzard, Chris Morris, Stewart Lee, Bill Hicks, and all of them have met with blank stares and 'I don't get it, what's funny about that' from the masses at some point, doesn't detract at all from my feelings that they're all legends of their time.
 

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Mythbhavd said:
How many times can I vote for Chris Kattan?
Yeah, that was my vote. All these other guys suck at writing jokes. Chris Kattan just sucks. He's like some kind of weasel-goblin that steals laughter. I hate his face and want to stomp on it.

On a lighter, more fruity note, ANT is the most hilarious homosexual you will ever see. Imagine a flaming Jeremy Piven. Just don't watch him for a date, as some of his grosser jokes will definitely kill the mood. Unless you're gay.
 

Layz92

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Every comedian has their moments. For example I don't like Steven K Amos or Akmal Sahle (I have no doubt they are spelled wrong) But even they make me laugh occasionally.

On the great comedian list I'd have to say George Carlin and Steve Hughes among many others.
 

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Brockyman said:
It's not racist b/c he isn't making fun of Arabs, he's making fun of TERRORIST, who deserve anything they get, bad humor, death, more death, painful death, and dip them in pigs blood followed by death so they will die thinking they won't go to the place they want to go after murdering civilians...
well... arab terrorists to be fair. his character may be a terrorist but it also brings with it a really bad view of islam and arabs in general. also, it's the similar to al murray the pub landlord, he acts like a really annoying prick in an ironic way but lots of the viewers are, unfortunately, retarded and don't realise this and enjoy watching him because they actually agree with his character. Fortunately murray isn't even nearly as bad.
 

blindthrall

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Three awesome comics nobody's mentioned yet.

Doug Stanhope is loud, drunk, acerbic, and completely right, while also funny as shit. Imagine Bill Hicks if he was just manic instead of manic-depressive.

Louis C.K. is depressing, disgusting, and strangely philosophical. A self-hating George Carlin.

Joe Rogan is the cleanest one out of all of these, as hard as that is to believe. He's also surprisingly smart, given the shows he hosted.(cage fights and a show where people ate animal dick for money) He also has a respect for comedy as a profession, and was the one who let everybody know that Mencia stole jokes. Also that Mencia was German and changed his name.

I guess I should put another one I hate too. Andrew Dice Clay. He's just not funny if you're older than 14.

EDIT: Does Beetlejuice count as a comedian?
 

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funguy2121 said:
Thoughts on the best are also welcome.
I'm disappointed to see Anh Do isn't there. That guy is just awful. As for the best, Easily Bill Hicks or George Carlin.
 

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i'd have to say women fully clothed kinda sucks... if i remember right they made a whole song about what to have for dinner- not that funny